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December 26, 2010 - January 1, 2011 Archives

  • December 31, 2010
    Well folks, it's officially the second to last new year before the apocalypse. Let's go ahead and make it a good one, k? Gosh, looking back, 2010 was filled with so many amazing new experiences! Just kidding, I got drunk at the same bar everyday trying to erase my memory. I... / Continue →
  • December 31, 2010
    This is an interactive guide to 2010 divided into a bunch of different categories. Except this is just a picture of the interactive guide, I didn't actually embed the thing. You're gonna have to follow the link if you wanna click around and get your learn on. I mean, if you'... / Continue →
  • December 31, 2010
    The elderly: they're brittle. If a mugger swings a sockful of nickels at one 9 times out of 5 they're gonna break something. Worried about the safety of your pop-pop and meemaw? Get 'em a taser cane. Me? I'm holding out for a flask AND taser cane. I'm tasin' errbody out h... / Continue →
  • December 31, 2010
    When it comes to proposing marriage to that special someone, I can think of at least ten better ways to do it than Facebook status update. At least eight of which involve wearing a clown mask and jumping out of a linen closet. Still, with society living more and more of their... / Continue →
  • December 31, 2010
    The Top Charming titty jiggler is supposed to grow breasts by vibrating them to stimulate the blood flow or something. I honestly don't know. What I do know is there's a 5:00 video after the jump that's half titty-twitchin' and half somebody pretending to be a scientist makin... / Continue →
  • December 30, 2010
    Note: Don't start the New Year with mandatory LASIK, click HERE to see the full-size graph. Remember 2000? I don't. I'm pretty sure I spent all of 1999 drinking in an underground bunker waiting for Y2K to wipe out the civilized world, upon which I would rise from my subterra... / Continue →
  • December 30, 2010
    Hey, I warned you. NOT UNSEEABLE usually means you don't want to see it. Remember that time you climbed on top of the bathroom counter and bent over to peek between your legs and get a closeup of your butt in the mirror? Well it's just like that. Except all these have two e... / Continue →
  • December 30, 2010
    In sad news, a 17-year old died on Christmas after crashing his car into a telephone pole (rest in peace, buddy). Then, at his funeral a few days later, a 37-year old family "friend" decided to steal the Gameboys others had left for the boy in his casket. Who are you to decid... / Continue →
  • December 30, 2010
    The Crayola Crayon Maker is a $20 E-Z-Bake oven that melts bits and pieces of old crayons into new, shit-brown colored ones. If you've got kids, you've got crayons. And if you've got crayons, you've probably got a big container of tiny crayon nubs that are even too small for... / Continue →
  • December 30, 2010
    Seen here wondering why a Hermione Granger Weeble-Wobble just stole their souls, a group of South Korean students are exposed to an experimental robot aimed at teaching them English. Or -- OR -- is it aimed at their eyeballs with a laser blaster? Engkey, a white, egg-shaped r... / Continue →
  • December 30, 2010
    Seen here in a GW rendition of what the chip probably looks like, Scottish scientists have built a 1,000-core processor that's 20x faster than those currently on the market, but uses less power. Don't tell Tim "The Toolman" Taylor! Dr. Wim Vanderbauwhede led a research team... / Continue →
  • December 29, 2010
    Worst player ever. Some moron got hit by a car and sent to the hospital after attempting a game of real-life Frogger. Unsurprisingly to those of us who think people are inherently dumb as shit, this is not the first time it's happened. Game over, man! Authorities said the 2... / Continue →
  • December 29, 2010
    This is a homemade nesting doll set of all 11 incarnations of Dr. Who that fit neatly inside a TARDIS. That is all. Reminds me of the unpainted nesting doll set I bought a couple years ago. I had every intention of making them all different dinosaurs but as soon as I finishe... / Continue →
  • December 29, 2010
    Pouring gas in a Super Soaker and adding a flame to the nozzle isn't actually a new idea by any means, but it's still fun to watch. Especially when it was lovingly constructed by Geekologie Readers. *sniff* Sorry, I'm getting a little choked up. You guys just make me so damn... / Continue →
  • December 29, 2010
    I know what you're thinking, but no, that's not a Juggalo. It's a homemade Rorschach mask that actually changes designs when worn. How does it work? Thermochromic paint. I don't even know what that is but now I want my whole bedroom painted with it! Using Thermochromic p... / Continue →
  • December 29, 2010
    This is a video of a mini-fridge that's been modded to launch beers when instructed by an iPhone application. You can even choose from four different flavors (as long as they're Budweiser products). What, did I pass out last night and sleep till 2050?!?! This is the maiden v... / Continue →
  • December 29, 2010
    Plus you look cool. Get it -- cool?! Brad Pitt here is modeling a jacket designed by Kranthi Kiran Vistakula that features a climate-control system that allows the user to maintain a steady temperature regardless of weather. You hear that, Mother Nature? YOU DON'T OWN ME! ... / Continue →
  • December 28, 2010
    Note: Click HERE for a giant version. I smell a new wallpaper! That's right, I can write headlines like 'Cute!' because I'm secure in my masculinity. What I'm not secure in is how I look in a bathing suit, so no making fun! :/ These are a bunch pixelated Indiana Jones cha... / Continue →
  • December 28, 2010
    Now throw it in the air and try to catch it! This is a video of a couple LARPers (I assume) swinging a sword (but NOT a two-handed great sword) around that has a video camera taped to the end. Admittedly, the footage is pretty neat to watch, just not as neat as if guy had acc... / Continue →
  • December 28, 2010
    Kackel Dackel is a f***ed up German game that encourages children to feed a plastic dog Play-Doh and then pick up the rainbow turds it craps out (you know how Germans feel about playing with doodie!) Plus the patties are non-toxic, so you can eat them. Alternatively, I'll let... / Continue →
  • December 28, 2010
    Knives that never dull: I could stab you forever. I would too is the thing. They say stabbing is typically a crime of passion, and if I'm anything, it's an alcoholic passionate. My lovemakin's off the charts, just sayin'. After literally decades of research, scientists have... / Continue →
  • December 28, 2010
    It's official -- lightning's boneless! In an attempt to determine where the x-rays in lightning come from, scientists shot wire-toting rockets into thunderclouds and then used an ultra-fast x-ray camera to capture the resulting lightning bolt. That's not actually the x-ray sh... / Continue →
  • December 28, 2010
    Gamer Roman DeNu went and spent 109 hours creating the overworld from Link to the Past (the Zelda game for Super Nintendo) in Minecraft. I, for one, applaud his efforts (but won't hesitate to make fun of him behind his back). This is an excellent example of what folks with... / Continue →
  • December 27, 2010
    New Zealand has a military?! After persistent freedom of information requests, the New Zealand military has decided to release more than 2,000 pages of previously confidential files documenting alien/UFO sightings. Mostly by crazy people. An example: A man who in 1995 met t... / Continue →
  • December 27, 2010
    I'd never heard the term "human ivory" before, and I'm gonna be honest, I'm kind of wishing I still hadn't. In case you couldn't tell from the picture, it's human finger and toenail clippings. Now if you'll excuse me I'm gonna go puke, wash my face and get myself together aga... / Continue →
  • December 27, 2010
    The Indian Space Research Organisation really is based in Bangalore, I wasn't being funny. Ever actually. One time I thought I was being funny but it turns out everybody was laughing because my pants were torn in the back and my b-hole was peepin'. True story :( Here's a f... / Continue →
  • December 27, 2010
    This is a $279 carbon fiber toilet seat. If you actually need a carbon fiber toilet seat I'd go ahead and add "shed some serious lb's" to your list of new year's resolutions. Of course, if you just want one because you're rich and already have everything else, I can and will... / Continue →
  • December 27, 2010
    This is a sad video of two guys racing across the country from San Francisco to New York entirely in Google Street View (presumably because neither has a license). How long does it take? Try 90 hours and 104,000 clicks. Thank God they sped up the video, amirite?! I'm not, I... / Continue →
  • December 27, 2010
    Yes, yes I 100% am gonna put my mouth on that. The BottomsUP(!!!!!!!!!11) beer tap is basically a rip off of THIS soda machine. Except instead of dispensing diabetes juice, it dispenses golden happiness. Haha, no not urine you freakazoid. The idea of pouring beer from the... / Continue →