Nov 11 2010Yow Yow!: R2-D2 Bathing Suit Spotted In Wild

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Note: Full-res version HERE in case you want to print it out poster-size and tack it to the ceiling above your bunkbed.

Remember the recently released line of geeky swimwear by Black Milk? Well here's a picture of the R2-D2 model spotted in the wild. Oooooooor on some chick posing on the bathroom floor. Hey lady -- what's up with the Darth Vader iPhone skin? CHOOSE A SIDE AND STICK TO IT, GOD! Also, is that supposed to be an Ewok you're petting? Cause I'm not gonna lie, they looked furrier in the movie. That said, "Beechawawa amoowa fic ekla sleeshs! Chiotto grenchicit? FEECH FEECH FEECH!"*

*"Oh my you have two big berries! Can I hang on? PEW PEW PEW!"

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Thanks to Andy, who's waiting for a girl to wear one of the galaxy swimsuits so he can tell her her body's out of this world. HEY -- I was gonna use that!

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Yummy! First! ZOMFG! ;D

first! super *beep* hot

my god im in love!....

I need one of these....& several copies of this picture to hang above my bed!
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Beep Beep Boop ide stick it in her.

Now I gotta Wet'cha.

I bet she could touch both elbows behind her back

I'd love to see the rest of her tattoos

This looks like a job for a professional. As an astronaut/spelunker it's my job to explore heavenly bodies and boldly go where no man has gone before.

No idea but the two words "Oh" and "fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-" comes to mind.

@9 please document this journey, and by that I mean going HD-3D on R2-D2..... not C3PO

She could have saved quite a bit of money by just smearing some shit all over herself. Would have looked about the same.

soooooooo hot im in love!

so hot look that... iphone

Those classy tattoos are going to look sooooooo good in 10 years. Dumb bitch.

Bob Suicide has this too. I follow her twitter.

http://twitter.com/#!/Bobsuicide/status/29427672611

http://i56.tinypic.com/20h0h1s.jpg

Oh my oh my! That body, those tattoos, so much balm for a man/woman's lust!

@16 following anyone on twitter makes you a low life because (1) you're following instead of leading and (2) because you're using twitter. I'll give it to you though, that 2nd link is nice but the twitter part sorta cancels out anything cool about that.

It's like using BING as a search engine... no matter what you found you're a fucking dork because you used bing

The first person who finds who this chick is and gets a dollar. I MUST KNOW!!

Uh oh what has the the evil H-ERD (Hot Nerd) Lady, Dork Vader been up to this time?

Interesting tatts Lady Dork Vader... usually tatts like that have a lot of personal significance. If you're out there, shoot me an email and let me know which is your favorite: MilkmanSD at gmail dot com

this is fucking stupid and belongs on the superficial or some shit like that. who cares about some skank in a bathingsuit. this is not any form of news! skanks do this every day for attention.

@ 19 no questions on what shape she is in when i deliver?

Dayum. She is hot enough to make C3PO straight.

@12 you just won yourself 1 free internet!

Damn! I just found the droid i was looking for!!!

12 is my new hero

Tattoo girl has too many tattoos.

@21 Eat shit. How can you be upset by this photograph? This chick is fucking bodacious!

Thats the droid I am looking for!

R-2-D-BooBs

I WANT IT.

STAY ON TARGET <3

Clearly #21 hates freedom and is also an Imperial Stormtrooper.

she's on suicide girls. her name on the site is Kemper

@21 Thank goodness for those skanks. It's ok if she is hotter than you. People would still bang you too.

who is she? I want to marry her

!!!! YAY! :D

"You're a feisty little one, but you'll learn respect! I have need of you on the Master's sail barge. And by that, I mean my penis."

That is Kemper. She is a SuicideGirl. Yes, a model, but not the model for the swimsuit.
Give credit where credit is due, please.

You can find her at this link:
http://suicidegirls.com/girls/Kemper/

DAMN!! Why can't I find a chick like this in my town?!?!?!?!?! (Don't answer that!)

What's her name??!

I bet shes hiding a Chewbacca in that swimwear... to follow the theme of course...

I'd shoot my proton torpedos into her exhaust port!! HAHHAHAHAHA!! See what I did there?!?!?!?!?

But seriously, I'd make sweet wookie love to her.

get a tan! you pastey bitch!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Virgen Maria !! O.O

Boner :D

Nice f'ing tats loser, those will look great once you get a real job and grow up. This is what is wrong with our youth today, no idea about consequences. I'm so sick and tired of this MUSLIM pResident not taking any action and ruining our reputation by cowtowing to these TERRORISTS in PAKISTAN. Maybe if we talk to our congressmen they will find a way to show his real BIRTH CERTIFICATE from KENYA. We need to have this tea party movement grow so that we can go back to the principles of our founding fathers. Allow slavery and segregation in certain states so that we can keep the minorities in line so they don't cause too much trouble because it worked in the past. TEA PARTY '10!

@48

RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE.

stfu and get off the internet you fucking moron.

Damn, it took 50 posts before someone made an 'R2-Double D-2' joke.

...And to 48...there always has to be one of you knuckleheads, huh?
What's the matter, did "dey took'ur job"? Take that shit elsewhere!

MOAR!!!!

R2-38D?

OH MY DEAR GOD
I AM BLIND, Holy Sh1t She is Freaking HOT HOT HOT
where do I begin, well first, she is a redhead, that right there is 10 points in hotness, the tattoos are another 10, her curves are 50 points in hotness, the skin looks so soft, OMG 10 more points, and her lips just look yummy, 10 more points her boobs are so omg, 10 points

total hotness: 100 out of 100

TOTAL WIN GW This post of today is Total win, Also This has to be the hottest girl to be featured in this site

I love the tattoo haters lol... thankfully there are enough people who love them to keep me gainfully employed.

Her name Is Kemper
she is a suicide girl, well, You can google kemper suicide girls and find pictures of her, her suicidegirls account is private
Ah What the hell
Do you want to see her naked?
do you?
do you really wanna see her boobs?
do you?

ok here is a pic of her naked:
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5wp45AfcE1qzyso7o1_500.jpg

at 55. moon
NAKED PIC OF HER! THANK YOU!!!

Haha I know her! She's my exes friend and dated my brother for a while. Her name is Val

mary tattoo....no dice
pass


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I love tattoos, but this chick clearly has no brain to get ones as bad as those. It's like she has the Stay Puft marshmellow man on her hip along with random bs. When it's good ink, I melt. When it's stupid shit like what she has, it clearly shows she's as dumb as a box of rocks. At least she has a decent body and somewhat above average face. No, I wouldn't kick her out of bed, but she really screwed herself over by having such crappy selections of tattoos.

@11 naas, I'll be sure to take my iPhone, not just for it's magical camera capabilities but also for the std-testing app I read about somewhere.

old pic of her full nude?

http://nsfwarchive.com/post/1501311256

WHAT THE FUCK?

I am a member of suicidegirls and yes, this is Kemper is she is FUCKING BEAUTIFUL.

Do you people really hate your lives so much that you have to be mean about a very sexy picture?!
and her tattoos, you may not like what she got but she obviously fucking likes them, so it should not matter to you.

God damn it, people make me so mad. Stop hating on people, especially if you don't even know them.

I HATE INTERNET !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Looks like a blind amputee did her tattoos. Oh, but she's a "Suicide Girl" ... pffft. Pretentious hag.

@55
you, sir, are a champion.

Not keen on the ink though.

The fact that a few of you are spewing hate about someone you don’t know says more about you and your mentality. It’s pretty sad…
@48 the fact that you spew the same hate and then bring up politics, only to spew more hate leads me to believe that you are actually a troll who’s only joy in life is to jump on the internet and cause dissention and miss direction. You end with TEA PARTY 10, really??? Go back to moveon. org and spread your hate there.

Ok At first I thought she was cool, and she was kinda cute
but once I found out from you guys she was a suicide girl, totally lost interest, completely, anytime i see a girl and realize she is from there, completely lose interest, what a bunch of narcissistic stuck up arrogant bunch of freaking btches
totally horrible, fame who res, that website was supposed to showcase beauty that most people found ugly, beauty of tattoos, piercings, skinny girls chubby girls, In the beginning maybe but now is just as bad as playboy, actually is worst, because at least the girls in playboy are slutty and brainless but funny, but this fame who res from suicide girls are so stuck up and think they're too good for this crap attitude, makes me sick,

H-O-T

@30 Lol, genious!

@63 I totally agree. She is beautiful and unfortunately these hateful fucks cant see that. They only want to think that they are witty. Its sad really because most of them will never get to meet a woman like her in real life because they are too busy spreading their hatred while stuffing their faces with pizza pockets. Why don't the rest of you try to appreciate her for what she is and if you cant do that go DIAF plz and save us from having to read your idiotic BS.

I'm gonna have to paint the un-tatooed portions of her heaving breasts with about 15 streaming hot loads of jizz. After that I'll go A-T-M of course.

That IS the droid I'm looking for.

I like the way she arches her back. She can arch it like that while I'm balls deep in her browneye from behind. Then I'd squeeze the ink right off of those tatoos on her funbags. She'll be bleep bleeping just like R2 before I'm done with her, oh yeah, every orafice will be deeply explored.

Hey, ever wonder what it's be like to give Padme the high hard one? Check out this fun game, http://www.sexyfuckgames.com/adult-sex-games/Star-Slut.php

funny.

swallow, she does, yes...hmmmm. Ass-to-mouth she craves, yes...

@ 62 - Thank You! Rosebud!!!!!!

This R2 unit has a bad motivator!

Suicide Girls are such narcissistic bitches. Wah, my daddy didn't hug me enough, so I have to rebel and get shitty tattoos and post naked pics of myself showcasing them. They think they're just too cool, and they think their poo doesn't stink. As a poster above said, they're completely arrogant. I have yet to come across one girl from there that hasn't been stuck up or full of themselves. The say they're Suicide Girls like it's some sort of accomplishment.

I should get myself one of those.

http://www.enjolrasworld.com/Richard%20Arndt/Angelique%20The%20Unconventional%20ComiCon%20Costumer_files/image023.jpg

@60: good job on looking like a number one douche'.

I always wondered whether I would... R2D2. This has simplified my conundrum.

Louis of http://aprettyage.blogspot.com/

oh god, wheres my box of condoms. you can see the nips. ^-^

It's like pissing in good soup.

Dibs

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I love her

I know this girl. Yes, she's an SG. Yes, she has tattoos. You can't see most of them in this picture, but they're beautiful. She loves her dogs, she is a brilliant photographer, and she goes to one of the most respected private Universities in Southern California. She doesn't have "daddy issues" (nor do most of the SG's I am friends with); Her body is her canvas and if you don't like it, well guess what? You don't have to live with it because you have your own body you can worry about! Go suck an egg.

Oh, and @48: Say what you want about her tattoos, but i'll bet you're going REALLY far in life with screennames like "Proud Aryan" you ass-backwards racist...

Tooooo many tatts BARFFFF.

lol, a great example how Iphones camera sucks. And it probably sucks as much as this droid lady.

I come to this site to avoid this kind of crap. FAIL.

@89
Just because she goes to one of the most respected private universities in Southern California doesn't mean shit. She can still be a dumb bitch operating under some misguided sense of second-wave feminism that it's liberating to have people goggle at nude or provocative pics of you online. Suicide Girls mistake their narcissism and objectification for confidence and admiration.

I think I'm Taking crazy pills your all really messed up in the head all of you. I mean geekologie puts up a photo of a girl in a bathing suit and some how it turns into a talk about race and politics. WTF cant we just enjoy it if we want or move on the the next awesome story thats put up. personally maybe one day will be awesome enough that you all go choke yourselves with with the mouse cord and leave this wench alone about her choice of swim wear. I love star wars and i love ladies so I think its awesome.

@20 Dude you're childish in nature #$#$ off. But man she looks like the coolest person I would cherish her.

@Everyone but 48. 48 is a troll and posted that only for the purpose of inciting something. Real "Tea-Partiers" DO NOT believe everything that 48 is trying to make them sound like. In fact only one statement was true for ALL in the TeaParty, "We need to have this tea party movement grow so that we can go back to the principles of our founding fathers." Its close minded people like that that are the real problem in America and why every discussion turns into a fight. They preach tolerance but their action speak otherwise. Its pure Psycological Operation right down to his screen name. He's not really Racsit, an idiot and a follower yes but everything about this post screams misdirection. If it looks like a duck....get it?

100!! AH-AH-AH-AHHH!!!! (*thunder clap*)

Shame her tattoo's suck.

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I'm afraid that #48 is absolutely correct. The only time that Afro-Americans were ever useful or organized was when they were slaves. It's time we came to admit it. It's not racist to realize a basic truth. That race has failed miserably. They would be extinct if not for advanced technology, which they have contributed nothing to.

My clit just did a back flip YUMMMMMMMM

@105 Eat a D!ck

Went to her site on SG and found a pic wit Vag..

http://suicidegirls.com/girls/Kemper/photos/the+mythical+clitoris/

In fact there's an Ewok in the picture but you can't just see it.

Thats Kemper Suicide!!!!! For members go here!
http://suicidegirls.com/girls/Kemper/blog/

cute bitch. the dog's adorable too.

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