Video Game Characters: The Other 8-Bit Meat
Graphic artist Jude Buffum went and created these meat diagrams showing the different cuts you can get from various video game characters. This is Bowser (full-res version HERE), but there's Ganon, Yoshi, a Chocobo, Cheep Cheep and Blooper after the jump. They all look pretty good if you ask me, but I'm a vegetarian so what the hell do I know? Vegetables and gas bad enough to make the dog sleep under the bed.
I decided to explore the carnivorous side of the world of video games. Though I myself eat meat, enough of my friends and loved ones are now vegetarians or vegans, so it's something I've been experimenting with. I suppose these pieces are a by-product of that exploration. That, and my long-time obsession with meat diagrams.
Listen Jude, I've been obsessed with a lot of things in my life, but never meat diagrams. I'm pretty sure that's what most health-care professionals would consider an "unhealthy" obsession. Also, letting your penis hang in the water of public toilets. You need help, bro. Me? I ALREADY TOLD YOU -- I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM, I JUST NEED A SHORTER PENIS!
Hit the jump to see the rest, then head to Jude's website to see them all in high-res (and purchase prints if you're interested).
Thanks to ultrapony, who, sorry, all out of oats. Here -- here's a Nutri-Grain bar.
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