Not only does it make a great stocking stuffer, it makes a great Thanksgiving turkey stuffer. Hence the choking hazard warning. Also, who is this Thomas Colbern, "Noted Amateur Paleontologist", and what makes him the authority on authenticating dino butt nuggets? Just sayin', my collection's second to none. You hear that, Smithsonian? You ain't got dino-shit on me!
Fossilized Dinosaur Poop! [buzzfeed]
I'm not going to go into the details about what this video did to me (I don't kiss and tell), but suffice it to say it was magical. Like a wand. In my pants.
Thanks to Robbie, Sterling, cbobgo and Kerri, who know what I like.... / Continue →
I love them is the thing. Seen here in two artist's renderings, the Koreaceratops ("Korea's horned face") is a cousin of the triceratops and a partially aquatic species rapidly moving up my sexual bucket-list. Just sayin', I've always wanted to make love underwater. RAAAAAAA... / Continue →
I can honestly say I've never wanted to have sex with a bowl of noodles so bad in my entire life. Well, that's not entirely true.
Thanks to Carolina, who only eats her pasta the way god intended: with Mario and Luigi. ... / Continue →