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Sexy Time: 2011 Heavy Equipment Calendar

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Hey ladies, wanna know what men find sexy? Naked womens. Followed by World of Warcraft elves, meat and heavy machinery. Don't want them ogling a bikini calender every time they go out to the garage to be manly? Enter the $55 (wait, what?!) 2011 Bauforum24 Heavy Equipment Calendar, 12-months of manly-ass machinery. Think your man can handle all the metal manliness? No? Shoot him in the shin with a nailgun. Is he crying? Time to find a new man. A man not afraid to be a man. Blah blah blah blah, my penis is November.

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Thanks to Ulrich, who actually helped make the calendar and may or may not have gotten to sit in some of the equipment. Jealous!

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  • Other mechanisms that use the same principle, also called screws, don't necessarily have a shaft or threads. For example, a corkscrew is a helix-shaped rod with a sharp point, and an Archimedes' screw is a water pump that uses a rotating helical chamber to move water uphill. The common principle of all screws is that a rotating helix can cause linear motion.

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