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Sexy Time: 2011 Heavy Equipment Calendar

November 16, 2010 / admit it -- it's hot, calendar, construction equipment, different strokes for different folks, heavy duty, heavy equipment, is it getting hot in here?, machine, rise of the machines, sessy, sexy, sure why not, take it off you sessy frontloader!, year, yow yow!

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Hey ladies, wanna know what men find sexy? Naked womens. Followed by World of Warcraft elves, meat and heavy machinery. Don't want them ogling a bikini calender every time they go out to the garage to be manly? Enter the $55 (wait, what?!) 2011 Bauforum24 Heavy Equipment Calendar, 12-months of manly-ass machinery. Think your man can handle all the metal manliness? No? Shoot him in the shin with a nailgun. Is he crying? Time to find a new man. A man not afraid to be a man. Blah blah blah blah, my penis is November.

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Thanks to Ulrich, who actually helped make the calendar and may or may not have gotten to sit in some of the equipment. Jealous!

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  • Other mechanisms that use the same principle, also called screws, don't necessarily have a shaft or threads. For example, a corkscrew is a helix-shaped rod with a sharp point, and an Archimedes' screw is a water pump that uses a rotating helical chamber to move water uphill. The common principle of all screws is that a rotating helix can cause linear motion.

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