Nov 3 2010Safety First Last: Driver Reading Analog Book, Kindle And Using Cell Phone Simultaneously
This is a video of some asshat driving while reading a book, Kindle and using a cell phone at the same time. Well, not exactly at the same time because he doesn't have twenty eyeballs (that I can see), but he does have enough bad decision-making skills for like six Darwin Award recipients. I'm not convinced the whole thing wasn't staged by the guys (who are obviously getting high) filming it, but I also don't want to discredit just how stupid this idiot moron probably is. HOW DID YOU EVEN PASS YOUR DRIVING TEST? Because it took me three tries and I only squeaked by with the maximum allowable points off and several squirty turds in the back of my pants. Huh -- WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU ACED IT?! You're trying to tell me you're soooooo good at driving you actually need a handicap? *grabbing tire iron* I'm about to open a whole can of handicaps on your ass!
Hit the jump for the "WTF is wrong with you?" in action
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Driver Reading a Book, Kindle, and Phone at the Same Time Is a Distracted Super-Moron [gizmodo]
Reader Comments
1. McDumbass - November 3, 2010 5:36 PM
...AMERICA.....Tecs n dRiVe :D
2. LOL - November 3, 2010 5:47 PM
WHAT A PRO!
3. Angel Mass - November 3, 2010 5:58 PM
Yeah, life is overrated anyways
4. Tennist0 - November 3, 2010 6:00 PM
EXTREEEEEEEME!
5. (-.-) OJ's Mom (-.-) - November 3, 2010 6:02 PM
What a rookie. I would also be doing my taxes, toasting bread and touching my junk.
6. -Lmega5- - November 3, 2010 6:08 PM
it's one of those google cars...
7. rons chicken - November 3, 2010 6:14 PM
@5 pfft - you amateur. I’d be asleep.
8. Jaja - November 3, 2010 6:24 PM
@6 nice, nice.
9. JJtoob - November 3, 2010 6:35 PM
Made it into failblog already. Wow.
10. Mordsith - November 3, 2010 6:59 PM
Seriously? Like Foamy the squirrel says... Hammers and Floodlights. What do you mean you have no idea what I'm talking about!?! Google it dumbass!
11. Volume+ - November 3, 2010 7:01 PM
its set up for sure..
12. J - November 3, 2010 7:06 PM
So they guy can multitask. So what. I once drove to the shops while tying a shoelace, picking a booger and doing a rubics cube in less than 12 parsecs.
13. bri - November 3, 2010 7:59 PM
@9 I'm surprised it wasn't there first.
14. Joe Mama - November 3, 2010 9:05 PM
Save me Chaka Khan, Chaka Khan, Chaka Khan!!!
15. suomynonA - November 3, 2010 10:23 PM
At least he seems to be driving the speed limit...
*looks at own driving*
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17. flamefreak - November 4, 2010 5:50 AM
@12 hey J, just so you know, parsecs are a measure of distance not time... learn to internet
18. atis - November 4, 2010 7:09 AM
After google, the Amazon decided to build it's own tech for navigating.. thus the book and kindle
19. freakinWRIGHT - November 4, 2010 8:31 AM
@17, in defense of 12... The dialogue is misleading due to the mention of the speed of the ship in the same conversation, thus most are lead to believe a parsec is a measure of time. Only die hard virgins that reasearch this crap to exhaustion are in the position to make others feel bad for not knowing every tiny detail about these retarded movies. Now stop stroking your wookie to Leia in her slave girl outfit and go out and get some real pussy. You'll feel right as rain...
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21. vinity - November 4, 2010 10:07 AM
Dude, get an audiobook!! I have no suggestion for the phone. Idiot!
22. Laouik - November 4, 2010 11:17 AM
*double facepalm* (WHILE DRIVING!) :D
23. Teedlee - November 4, 2010 11:26 AM
lol. I'm guilty of doing this in my car sometimes. The secret is driving with your knees, talking on the cell phone, eating food in your lap and reading directions at the same time. All doable, but not recommended. Also, aced my driver's test in LA traffic, so don't know what you're complaining about.
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25. Jas - November 4, 2010 2:20 PM
Is this REAL?
Seems too good (or bad) to be true.... this seems very manufactured to me.
I really think this might be fake...
26. cabbo - November 4, 2010 3:48 PM
Does it matter if it was set up? Regardless of the circumstances, this happened. Well, maybe not the book, but if it is set up, why mention the book?
27. flamefreak - November 4, 2010 5:17 PM
@19 I didnt even know what movie refers to parcecs, I just remember seeing a fight some nerds had about them and then did a google search. I did laugh at "Now stop stroking your wookie to Leia in her slave girl outfit" so thank you for brightening my day :)
28. what? - November 4, 2010 5:28 PM
@19 what are you talking about? a parsec is a REAL measurement of distance. it may be mentioned in star wars, yes. but just because someone knows what it is doesn't mean they know every intimate detail about sci-fi flicks. not that that should bother you anyway, star wars nut or not, he's still right. Also, i wonder if you noticed the name of this site? yea, you're in the wrong place to be insulting someone's knowledge of star wars buddy
29. cyberslacks - November 4, 2010 7:04 PM
This is normal in California
30. Wolfblade1989 - November 4, 2010 8:10 PM
Wow... I think niko bellic would be asking, WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU PSYCHOPATH???????
31. Wolfblade1989 - November 4, 2010 8:18 PM
@ 28, Fckin right man.
32. Erik - November 4, 2010 8:52 PM
Please crash. Please please please please please please please crash.
Do us a favor. Just, you know, only kill yourself.
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