Safety First Last: Driver Reading Analog Book, Kindle And Using Cell Phone Simultaneously
This is a video of some asshat driving while reading a book, Kindle and using a cell phone at the same time. Well, not exactly at the same time because he doesn't have twenty eyeballs (that I can see), but he does have enough bad decision-making skills for like six Darwin Award recipients. I'm not convinced the whole thing wasn't staged by the guys (who are obviously getting high) filming it, but I also don't want to discredit just how stupid this idiot moron probably is. HOW DID YOU EVEN PASS YOUR DRIVING TEST? Because it took me three tries and I only squeaked by with the maximum allowable points off and several squirty turds in the back of my pants. Huh -- WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU ACED IT?! You're trying to tell me you're soooooo good at driving you actually need a handicap? *grabbing tire iron* I'm about to open a whole can of handicaps on your ass!
Hit the jump for the "WTF is wrong with you?" in action
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Driver Reading a Book, Kindle, and Phone at the Same Time Is a Distracted Super-Moron [gizmodo]
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