Nooooo!: What The T-Rex Really Looked Like

Note: Worthwhile full-body shot HERE.

This is the latest rendering of what scientists believe the t-rex actually looked like. As you can see (unless you've got your eyes closed and are listening to your computer read this in a robot voice because you're lazy), the sexy son of a bitch had feathers. Feathers! No lover of mine had feathers! Okay, that one crazy-ass turkey, but to his credit he'd already plucked most of them out on a corn binge. Didn't he, Old McDonald? Haha, what do you mean, "I hit that"? Dammit Drumstick, you said you saved yourself for the GW!

What T-REX Really Looked Like [buzzfeed]

Thanks to Heather, who knows it's what's on the inside that counts. Oh whatever, Heather, that's bullshit and you and I both know it.

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