Note: Worthwhile full-body shot HERE.
This is the latest rendering of what scientists believe the t-rex actually looked like. As you can see (unless you've got your eyes closed and are listening to your computer read this in a robot voice because you're lazy), the sexy son of a bitch had feathers. Feathers! No lover of mine had feathers! Okay, that one crazy-ass turkey, but to his credit he'd already plucked most of them out on a corn binge. Didn't he, Old McDonald? Haha, what do you mean, "I hit that"? Dammit Drumstick, you said you saved yourself for the GW!
What T-REX Really Looked Like [buzzfeed]
Thanks to Heather, who knows it's what's on the inside that counts. Oh whatever, Heather, that's bullshit and you and I both know it.
Hacking a toy's remote-control mechanism to open your blinds when you wake up in the morning: cool. Hacking a toy's remote-control mechanism directly into a cockroach's nervous system to make it turn whatever direction you want it to: WAIT -- WHAT THE F***?!
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This is a Terminator in a Spongebob skin made out of LEGO. I, for one, am never eating another Krabby Patty for as long as I live. Which, since I'm a sorcerer, is forever. That's right, I'm gonna put the Krusty Crab out of business! And speaking of Krusty Krabs *drops trou*... / Continue →
Note: Jump is NSFW on account of disturbing imagery (read: pastied children's show characters).
Who knew Sesame Street was in the red light district? I did not. I'm kind of wishing I still didn't. But on account of my unbiased journalistic integrity, this is a series of pho... / Continue →