My Eyes Will Never Be The Same: The World's Smallest Legible Computer Font

This is allegedly the world's smallest legible computer font, as designed by computer science professor Ken Perlin. I couldn't read a word of it. What is that, some kind of political manifesto? *whispering* Hoho -- the Declaration of Independence, I knew that. Sing along before every baseball game.

Can You Read the Smallest Legible Computer Font? [gizmodo]

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