This is a short video of a Russian Wolverine going to get his nails did (what, no pedi?!). Can you guess what happens? If you guessed, "his claws come out and he cuts the nail technician's arms off", you're wrong, but you did guess what I was hoping for. And for that you deserve a consolation prize. Deserve, not getting.
Wait, so does that mean he IS a zombie? Beause it doesn't say '#1 zombie slaya', it just says 'zombie'. Who knows, maybe he didn't have enough fingers for all that. Or brains. Get it? Zombie joke!
Thanks to Emma, who once brained a zombie with a frying pan and di... / Continue →
This video is chock-full of slanderous lies and half-truths about the dangers of texting in an attempt to sell you little plastic thimbles to slip on your thumbs when using your cell phone. I'm only posting it because 1. I can't believe these pieces of shit and 2. I just love ... / Continue →
2012 Thumb-Wresting World Champion -- I'm calling it.
This is James Byrne. PSYCHE -- it's just his hands. James lost his left thumb in a carpentry accident, and, after a botched attempt to reattach it, had it replaced with a big toe and NOT a lucky rabbit's foot despite that... / Continue →