Manly Manicure: Wolverine Gets His Nails Did

This is a short video of a Russian Wolverine going to get his nails did (what, no pedi?!). Can you guess what happens? If you guessed, "his claws come out and he cuts the nail technician's arms off", you're wrong, but you did guess what I was hoping for. And for that you deserve a consolation prize. Deserve, not getting.

Hit the jump for the SNIKT action.

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Thanks to Alien426, who agrees the footage of Cyclops going to the optometrist is even funnier.

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