Nov 16 2010Just In Time For The Holidays! Or, This Is Why I'm Getting Fatter: Personal Pie Maker
I've given up on ever being skinny again. My skinny jeans stopped fitting six years ago. The last time I wore them was on my hand to wipe up the vomit on my bathroom floor after I overdid it at an all-you-can-eat pancake breakfast (you can't tempt me like that!). Enter the $80 Breville Personal Pie Maker: the Achilles to my heel, the air-cast to my cankles.
Create up to four individual-sized pies full of your favorite fillings with this simple-to-operate pie maker. Whether its savory meat pies, vegetable pies, quiches or sweet fruit pies or tarts, most pies take just 8 minutes to cook.
8 minutes and you've got four pies?! That's my dream world. Plus you've got two-minutes to go to pound-town on each pie before the next batch is ready! Now, are you thinking what I'm thinking? If you're thinking, "24 x 60 ÷ 8 x 4 = 720 pies a day, I could do that!" you are. Call Costco, tell them we need cherry pie filling. All of it.
Hit the jump for several more product shots in case you're having trouble deciding whether a life of deliciousness (and diabetes) is right for you.
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Thanks to Elizabeth, who claims she likes pies as much as I do. Fat chance! Like, literally, I'm f***ing fat.
Reader Comments
1. naas - November 16, 2010 5:27 PM
OH NOM NOM NOM pies pies pies
2. spamalious - November 16, 2010 5:30 PM
Nom NOM
I am # 2
3. Bill - November 16, 2010 5:33 PM
I just ordered one.
4. Seth - November 16, 2010 5:35 PM
Well, I know what *I* want for Christmas.
Yep. Four extra inches on my waist after living off of this thing for a full month.
5. Daisy - November 16, 2010 5:38 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Aaron punches out Jake and Charlie for going pie shopping without him.
6. David - November 16, 2010 5:44 PM
It's a shame pumpkin pies are so hard to make.
You know that can of pumpkin gelatin stuff you have in your cupboard? (everyone has at least one) Why can't that taste like pumpkin pie? If you cook it and do something it becomes edible, but right out of the can it's disgusting slop. Why cant they just have pumpkin pie in a can?
7. Dexi - November 16, 2010 5:46 PM
It's so groundbreaking! Except they've been available here in Australia for about 15 years. My mum has one, I have one. I will say though they are pretty excellent. You can pretty much put anything in there and it'll taste great!
8. naas - November 16, 2010 5:52 PM
THAT'S THE BEST LOOKING PIE EVER POSTED ON GEEKOLOGIE!!!!!!
9. Blastphemer - November 16, 2010 5:58 PM
Ahhhhh...wait till the world feasts its eyes on what I was able to cobble together with a couple of monster truck tire rims. Mwuhahahahahaha....
(both puns definitely, if not unfortunately, intended)
10. Dishy, repeating another joke - November 16, 2010 6:07 PM
The pie is a lie. Also feast, cobble, monster rim jobs.
11. Jonathan - November 16, 2010 6:08 PM
Blastphemer, I like you better when you make jokes about playing with yourself. Here, I fixed it for you:
Ahhhhh...wait till the world feasts its teats on what I was able to beat together with some old-fashioned spunk and gusto. Mwuhahahahahaha....
12. Shelbon - November 16, 2010 6:26 PM
How about a pie made from a judge and his henchman?
13. Ima Confuse - November 16, 2010 6:27 PM
@12 huh?
14. Mouser - November 16, 2010 6:38 PM
It's not quite as easy to keep and bake while at the office desk compared to the cupcakes or doughnuts, but still very cool.
15. Youri - November 16, 2010 6:54 PM
Does anyone know where to buy one in The Netherlands? Or anywhere else in Europe that ships to The Netherlands is fine too.
16. Seth - November 16, 2010 7:21 PM
@12: ...was that a ridiculously obscure reference to Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
17. Android Boy - November 16, 2010 7:48 PM
Oh god, I'm in love.
18. SARS - November 16, 2010 8:25 PM
@13 and 16 Imma guess it's a reference to Sweeney Todd. Musical about making peeps into pies! NOM!
@12 care to let us know?
19. DH - November 16, 2010 8:25 PM
I... *huff* I just... *huff* I just got it... *huff* can't type... *hufffff*
*collapses*
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21. SDM237 - November 16, 2010 10:42 PM
Erm....I'm pretty sure Breville released this in the early 90's under the name Breville "Pie Magic" and it was pretty rubbish even then!!!
Now I'm not saying pie "technology" hasn't improved in 18 years....but it doesn't look like it has much!
Poor show Breville....you gotta do better than just changing the name.
22. Lucy - November 17, 2010 12:37 AM
My husband needs to see this again and remember that Hanukkah is just around the corner...
23. JJtoob - November 17, 2010 2:00 AM
"Now this excites me"
24. Elliott - November 17, 2010 2:33 AM
These are so old.
I have an old used up (well it was never used) one of those, double pie makers.
Sorry ... but these have been around for ages.
However I think ill go out and get one in a couple of days. I saw one in a store just a month or two ago.
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26. Shelbon - November 17, 2010 11:45 AM
@13,16,18 @18 was correct, it was a sweeney todd referrence
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