Just In Time For The Holidays! Or, This Is Why I'm Getting Fatter: Personal Pie Maker

I've given up on ever being skinny again. My skinny jeans stopped fitting six years ago. The last time I wore them was on my hand to wipe up the vomit on my bathroom floor after I overdid it at an all-you-can-eat pancake breakfast (you can't tempt me like that!). Enter the $80 Breville Personal Pie Maker: the Achilles to my heel, the air-cast to my cankles.

Create up to four individual-sized pies full of your favorite fillings with this simple-to-operate pie maker. Whether its savory meat pies, vegetable pies, quiches or sweet fruit pies or tarts, most pies take just 8 minutes to cook.

8 minutes and you've got four pies?! That's my dream world. Plus you've got two-minutes to go to pound-town on each pie before the next batch is ready! Now, are you thinking what I'm thinking? If you're thinking, "24 x 60 ÷ 8 x 4 = 720 pies a day, I could do that!" you are. Call Costco, tell them we need cherry pie filling. All of it.

Hit the jump for several more product shots in case you're having trouble deciding whether a life of deliciousness (and diabetes) is right for you.

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Thanks to Elizabeth, who claims she likes pies as much as I do. Fat chance! Like, literally, I'm f***ing fat.

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