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Harrison Ford: Han Solo Should Have Died

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Dammit Harrison, nobody cares about the new POS movie you have coming out, we only wanna hear about that space-adventure you were in 27 years ago. Thank God we have ABC News to put you in your place. Also, thank God we have ABC for Dancing With The Stars, amirite? Love that sessy dancin'.

Speaking with ABC News about his new movie Morning Glory, Ford was asked why there were no new Star Wars films featuring Han Solo, and he explained that not only was there no reason for the character to return, but also:


"As a character he was not so interesting to me. I thought he should have died in the last one, just to give it some bottom. George [Lucas] didn't think there was any future in dead Han toys."

First of all, OF COURSE GEORGE LUCAS ONLY CARED ABOUT SELLING TOYS. The man probably goes to AA meetings to steal the coffee and cookies -- HE'S A TERRIBLE PERSON. Secondly, just look at that picture. That right there is what I like to call the textbook definition of "bedroom eyes". *douching* Be there in a minute, Han, just freshening up!

Hit the jump to see that part of the interview, you have to watch a 30-second commercial though, so I didn't.

Harrison Ford: Han Solo 'should have died' in Return of the Jedi [blastr]

Thanks to Olivia, who didn't want Han to die as much as have his arm shot off and replaced with Max Rebo's (blue elephant keyboard guy's) trunk. That would've been cool!

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