Don't feel bad, turkey, you're not the first one to court a bottle of bourbon, believe me. I was *this close* to marrying one before the EPT came back negative. So yeah, I'm thankful for that. Other things I'm thankful for (in no particular order):
- The internet
- Video games
- The Hills reruns
- Geekologie Readers (OMG -- I'm thankful for you)
- Kid's cereal
- That the local liquor store opens at 7AM
- My family
- The llittle lady
- Chloe and Einstein
- All the fish
So I just spent $248 on booze and food AFTER $65 in Ralph's card savings. And that's just for two people. It's time to get this drunken gluttony started! Tell your family I said hi, I'll be back tomorrow with a couple articles.
THIS: I am thankful for this.
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