I can't tell if this is better or worse than the World of Warcraft players that also bought fleshlights but -- just kidding, this is way worse. So to recap: playing WoW and using a fake vajayjay > playing CoD and sitting in your own homemade fudge. Unless you're actively pleasuring yourself to your own level 20 female night elf (level 20 -- really?!) in which case using a fake vajayjay is = sitting in your own fudge. Regardless, these are by far the two saddest things a person can do.