Future Fashion: Glowing Fluid-Filled Dresses
This is a dress designed by Charlie Bucket that consists of 600 feet of looping sippy straws filled with glow-stick fluid. DAMMIT CHARLIE, WHY DIDN'T YOU MAKE IT OUT OF CHOCOLATE?! You have a whole damn factory. The dress is connected to a computer-controlled backpack pump that times the pumping of the liquid and produces what is by far the coolest looking dress I've seen since see-through disappearing ones were invented. Definitely hit the jump and check out the video, you won't be disappointed. Or maybe you will be because you don't give a shit about the future of women's fashion. You foolish bastard. Laser panties, yo! Holographic titty tassels.
Hit the jump and prepare to be stunned.
fluid filled dress: mind blown, head tripping [technabob]
Thanks to Tracey, who's wary of any clothing that has the potential to leak. I know what you mean, Tracey (I still wear diapers).
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