Do Want: This $4,150 Secret Surveillance Van
Forget luring kids in with candy, with this surveillance van you can make money on the side being a private eye! It comes with everything a creepy man in a van needs, including: AC/DC power, swiveling captain's chair (on tracks!), WOOD PANELING, cell phone, CB radio, sound system, PERISCOPE, audio/video recording equipment, A SHITTER, four wheels AND A BUNCH OF DIALS AND KNOBS!!!11 I know, I should really go into used car sales. Also, back to college and demand my tuition be returned. SO COME ON DOWN TO GW'S USED EMPORIUM WHERE YOU'VE GOT MY PERSONAL GUARANTEE: IF I CAN'T GET YOU IN A GREAT USED CAR, YOU'RE LEAVING IN A TRUNK.*
*32.99% financing for well-qualified buyers during our sign-or-die sales event.
Hit the jump for a ton more pictures of all the amenities.
This is an Awesome Surveillance Van for $4150 [uncoached]
Thanks to Casemander, who actually owns a subterranean spy-tank. GTFO -- built by the mole-people?!
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