Well folks, Target already has all their Christmas stuff out, so you know what that means -- only three more weeks to Thanksgiving. Still haven't decided what
kind of culinary bomb to drop on your extended family? How about a turkey cake? WTF's a turkey cake? A ground turkey and sausage-stuffing cake with layers of sweet potatoes, cranberry sauce and mashed potato icing. Mmmmm! Blaaaaaah! Mmmmm.
Whether this Thanksgiving centerpiece incites horror, amazement, or confusion when it's served, it's certain to evoke some kind of outburst. Warning: This dish is not recommended for people who require an inch of space between food groups.
Thankfully, I do not require an inch of space between food groups. But I do require at least a half hour rest after eating before getting back in the pool. Because you know what happens if you don't, right? You get
Hit the link for the full recipe.
Thanks to Pau, who once stuffed a turkey with diamonds because he has expensive taste. Get it? Because diamonds cost so much!