Nov 3 2010Dating Website For 'Asthetically Challenged' (Read: Booboo) Celebrates 1st Engagement
Tom Clifford and Janine Walker (above) aren't just hard on the eyes, they're getting married in December after meeting and romancing on www.theuglybugball.com, a dating website designed for booboo looking people (this one too). Tom and Janine are officially the website's first successful engagement. *perusing website* WHERE ARE THE CHICKS WITH BEARDS?
Now the pair, who enjoyed a mutual love of junk food and TV dinners, are planning a winter wedding near their respective homes
Mr Clifford, 36, a carpet fitter who has a ''face that makes children cry'', said: ''I've been a joke to women for years because of the way I look.''I always thought that I was too ugly to meet Mrs Right but my life changed when I met Janine.
''She's beautiful and I love her in every possible way. I still can't believe this is happening.''
Mr Clifford, who has been single since 1998, spotted Janine, 31, on the site in late August.
Okay, so that might have brought a little tear to my eye. Ha, tear like tearing up paper to make a collage, not tear as in crying. Seriously, I had to stop clicking ads for fear of my eyes ripping themselves in half. I did meet a chick with a sweet handlebar mustache though. *Vroom vroom!*
Official Website
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Dating website 'for ugly people' celebrating first engagement [telegraph]
Thanks to mikoboy, who meets women the way nature intended: placing classifieds in the Penny Saver advertising used farm equipment. I'm not gonna lie, I could use a good plow.
Reader Comments
1. KingCam - November 3, 2010 3:51 PM
**HORF**
2. Maniscus J - November 3, 2010 3:53 PM
Maniscus J is a stone cold fox
3. Jonathan - November 3, 2010 3:53 PM
Didn't you close out the Apple dating site article with the same joke about used farm equipment?
It's not an old joke if it's still funny!
4. Gw's Pet Dino - November 3, 2010 3:59 PM
awww thats cute. its good that they are happy together...remember looks dont count. its whats inside :)
5. Brett - November 3, 2010 4:07 PM
@4 Looks count.
6. Chadams - November 3, 2010 4:10 PM
I don't know if makeovers could help or harm, but at least HAIRCUTS for the bride & groom would be a good place to start. Anyone wanna go in on a gift certificate for the couple to GreatClips with me?
7. bentup85 - November 3, 2010 4:11 PM
Wait, is this a lesbian dating site cause they both look like chicks? :(
8. Free the robots. - November 3, 2010 4:11 PM
@4 only ugly people say looks don't count.
9. bentup85 - November 3, 2010 4:12 PM
also:
put a wig on the WOW question kid and you get Tom up there.
10. mg - November 3, 2010 4:12 PM
ha, ha they both do look kinda like chicks.
11. bentup85 - November 3, 2010 4:14 PM
one last thing, Tom Clifford and Janine Walker, Clifford and Walker.
is it wrong that both their names have to do with dogs?
just sayin
12. Gw's Pet Dino - November 3, 2010 4:20 PM
@8 ohh yea? well guess what? im not fucking ugly
13. mike - November 3, 2010 4:34 PM
Is it a real website? theuglybugball.com looks like just a bad joke.
14. notthelimejuice - November 3, 2010 4:39 PM
Everyone needs the love, good for them if they're happy.
15. (-.-) OJ's Mom (-.-) - November 3, 2010 4:46 PM
Dude, that dude looks like a chick. A dude-chick. A chude. (or a Dhick?)
16. Salbert - November 3, 2010 4:52 PM
Half the people posting are just mad because those fat ugly people are getting more sex than they are.
17. pickleweed - November 3, 2010 5:01 PM
@12 - you sound ugly
18. Im ugly too - November 3, 2010 5:05 PM
@17
they probably are, note the only said they weren't "fucking" ugly, probably because they're so ugly they're not "fucking" anyone
19. Gw's Pet Dino - November 3, 2010 5:12 PM
@18 god shut up. im 17 ya know
20. Im ugly too - November 3, 2010 5:20 PM
@ 19
dude chillax, its a message board, if you don't want your comments riffed on then dont make em.
and i did know you were 17 cause i stalk everyone who posts on geekologie
21. no sht - November 3, 2010 5:38 PM
I think it was another Halloween post
also @4 inside them you only are going to found a lot of burgers and junk food
22. e - November 3, 2010 5:43 PM
all I can say is even ugly rock stars get laid, so learn to play the guitar?
23. Get real - November 3, 2010 5:44 PM
seriously?
when it's this easy why bother with ignorant comments?
kinda defeats the purpose...
just sayin is all...
24. jake - November 3, 2010 5:57 PM
Well, Great Idea, I Joined OKCUPID and No Fkcing Luck AT ALL,
No one would return my messages, bunch of Stupid bitches
at first i got angry but I just have to accept im ugly
so this website is great, problem is When I went to the website Firefox is telling me is a Bad website, used with caution and everytime I go anywhere in the site warnings about it appear everyhwere WTF?
spam adware site, dating site for uglies We just cannot get a break ah?
25. jack - November 3, 2010 6:19 PM
Actually.. guy looks kinda handsome. Overweight ? yes.. but not ugly by any means.
26. JJtoob - November 3, 2010 6:32 PM
Will they be bumping uglies?
27. Volume+ - November 3, 2010 7:04 PM
BA HA! ugly people are funny
28. HektikLyfe - November 3, 2010 7:13 PM
...which is which?
29. bob - November 3, 2010 7:21 PM
women are such bitches man, he doesn't even look ugly, to me he looks like a regular guy, I have seen guys uglier than him with really hot rocker chicks, you know with the tattoos and black hair and whatnot, I read his comment about being a joke to women, and is not that he is ugly, is that women are heartless cold bitches, fuck them man, I guess is only the ugly chicks who have a soul and a heart after all, Good for him for getting married, I hope he has a lot of babies
30. Mvivanc - November 3, 2010 7:22 PM
LEFT is SHREK and RIGHT is FIONA
31. RMA - November 3, 2010 7:30 PM
I dunno about y'all out there, I think she's really freaking hawt! I mean, just look at those lovely ey .... *oup oup oup* [puke my guts out]
32. Mvivanc - November 3, 2010 7:48 PM
Well i'm not an expert on fuglies but i can say by the bow...
33. Louis - November 3, 2010 7:58 PM
THIS IS A CRIME. Castration needed.
Louis of http://aprettyage.blogspot.com/
34. sunny - November 3, 2010 9:04 PM
at first it looked like two lesbians to me... then I read the description and thought, "jesus, this chick's name is Tom?!"
no...no... he's just too damn ugly
although good for them to find each other on a website that I'm sure not a whole lotta people know exist
35. hello - November 3, 2010 9:16 PM
Google in the input: www. ashops.us you can find many brand names, even more surprising is that he will sell you the unexpected o(∩_∩)o
36. Honestly - November 4, 2010 12:19 AM
Let's be honest; it's what's both inside AND outside that counts. It always has and always will. Until you pop over into that weird face Twilight Zone, and even there, they have this ulitmate creep face ideal. The dude's far not the ugliest guy that I've ever seen, but maybe his personality is dullsville as well. I thought the chick looked more like a dude than a chick but her hair looks like a bad wig and photos can be unforgiving. Good for them and good luck to everyone, even you douchey "looks are all that matters" types.
37. Merr. - November 4, 2010 1:01 AM
Neither are that bad, she needs to quit shopping the halloween clearance aisles for wigs though. Her real hair is probably better than that. And seriously, average looking guy is average, not ugly.
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39. scatze - November 4, 2010 9:37 AM
I feel for their kids...oh man their future is bleak.
40. frank - November 4, 2010 11:04 AM
What's the last successful relationship founded on the mutual interest in... Junk Food? I mean, are they kidding us? You could at least say something pitifully generic like, "Movies," or "Music." At least those involve some sort of shared experience beyond stomach aches and greasy fingers.
41. Shelbon - November 4, 2010 11:47 AM
@12 pics or it didn't happen
42. http://www.ConfessionsOfAManwhore.com - November 4, 2010 11:51 AM
the guy: fat, bad haircut, and no sense of image
the girl: fat, horrendous haircut, no sense of style, no makeup to hide her ugliness
the guy makeover:
you can not be FAT with LONG HAIR. the long hair makes your face appear even wider and fatter than it is. cut your hair SHORT. short spiky hair will elongate your head's width to overall height ratio, making you appear to be less fat.
go with either a pimp daddy in a suit look, or the badass with the tattoo'd look. either works for a fatass. just stop being a goddamn slob. get a tan too.
the girl makeover:
what the fuck is up with your hair. did you get it caught in the lawnmower? take it to someone professional. preferably better than the vetrinarian that normally cuts your hair.
wear something low cut, pump up your flabjack titties, and emphasize your cleavage since you don't have much else.
lastly wear some goddamn makeup and look like a slut. guys will want to stick their cawk in your mouth. even if they would never want a friend to know they've been with you.
putting just a little bit of work into making yourself look better can have dramatic results. stop being so lazy!
43. Bambi - November 4, 2010 11:57 AM
@29: Well that's a bit of a generalisation! So I must be a total shallow bitch then because my boyfriend just happens to not burn my retinas every time I look at him? If you're unsuccessful with women then you probably shouldn't take it out on the gender as a whole. Just a suggestion.
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45. McFeely Smackup - November 4, 2010 1:56 PM
Um..ok, has nobody else noticed that the "chick" is a dude in a wig? this is a hoax photo and probably a hoax website as well.
seriously people, it's a dude in a wig...not an ugly chick
46. Lost child - November 4, 2010 3:54 PM
@43 This.
47. bob - November 4, 2010 4:06 PM
at 44. yeah it is your right to have a hot boyfriend, just like is everyone's right, and we all worship pretty people, but, I don't know, I know that a girl can be as flat chested as a board, or be fat, or short, or tall, or skinny, and you will find guys that hit on them, I have seen it in person, girls that I think WTF? and have like 5 guys behind them, I guess you could say guys are just horny dogs, I guess that would be true, But with guys and girls is different, I have NEVER in my whole life seen any girl winking her eye at a chubby guy, if you are a guy and you are fat, or short, or going bald, or poor, girls will never think of you that way, OF course all these type of guys get girlfriends eventually, But let me tell you is because they are some Charming MotherFckers,
girls are WAY harder no appearance than guys are, and guys have pretty low standards while girls have really high standards, except ugly girls, they are the only ones with real hearts,
48. Happitec - November 4, 2010 6:54 PM
@26 I see what you did there.
49. miss diko - November 5, 2010 4:11 AM
@48,
It's not like that everywhere...I see the other way around sometimes here in OC (where looks really ARE everything unfortunately)...nerd girls w/o makeup or that aren't so skinny to the point they need an IV drip get shoved aside by guys as fast as this couple shoves vegetables aside on their dinner plate. It's not worth looking for women that are *that* shallow that don't see anything past their own looks and praise, the ones that will end up spending all your money and cheating on you. I think it was nice that you mentioned 'ugly girls' have true hearts...just don't tell one that if you do find a girl w/ a 'true heart' XD
50. Colorless - November 5, 2010 6:15 PM
lol why does ugly = fat? I'm fat and I've had lots of dates all my life. My personality is worth the chub XD Now if you're ugly/fat and have no personality.. you shouldn't exist.
51. Shakethatbooty - November 8, 2010 10:13 AM
They look like a lesbian couple
52. Jake Ryan - November 8, 2010 2:15 PM
Beauty is only skin deep, ugly goes to the bone.
53. Vendetta VanDegrift - February 2, 2011 7:53 AM
This is completely groovy.... I don't think it matters what u look like on the outside just like the color of ur skin. Ppl don't like others who are racist but it is ok to talk s#it on "ugly" ppl.... who are u to judge. If there is any possible way to find love I say go for it becuz no one should be alone! There is somebody for everybody.... and I would love to go in on a present for this happy couple!