Oct 27 2010Tokyoflash's Latest Wrist Candy, The Kisai 'Wasted' (Sorry But I'm Already There)
When I think "wasted" I think every good opportunity that's every come my way. Plus binge drinking. And that, in a nutshell, is how I live my life: drunk and full of regret (plus diarrhea a lot of the time). Oh God I think I only have one beer left in the fridge aside, this is the Kisai 'Wasted' from Tokyoflash. I don't know about you, but it's already got me feelin' a lil tipsy!
You've taken a hit and your senses are coming alive. You try to stay focused as a hyper energetic mix of bright lights and vivid colors overpower your mind, but it's too late. You're under the influence of Kisai Wasted.
With Wasted, the time is easy to read at a glance. A touch of the button will initiate the twisted display and the current time will flash for a short time to direct you. Hours are shown on the outside in the same position as numbers on a clock, groups of five minutes on the inside and single minutes in the centre from bottom to top.
$85 takes one home in either black or white. Now I know what you're thinking, but sorry, no gray. Or pink. But I will paint one green for you if you send it to me. No, no I won't. But I will sell it on eBay behind your back. Plus start vicious rumors. EXTRA NIPPLE THIS GUY'S GOT AN EXTRA NIPPLE ON HIS SHOULDER!
Hit the jump for several more shots, a diagram explaining how to read the thing, along with a video of the puke-inducing action.
Reader Comments
1. John Connor - October 27, 2010 3:06 PM
cool...
2. wanabe - October 27, 2010 3:11 PM
ut gave me a siezer
3. FatherTime - October 27, 2010 3:12 PM
I've always wanted a watch that would take me15 minutes to read instead of just glancing at it...
4. Jas - October 27, 2010 3:26 PM
Dizzy...
5. naas - October 27, 2010 3:37 PM
RAVE WRIST PAAARRTY
6. Louis - October 27, 2010 3:46 PM
well this will be hard to read when drunk
Louis of http://aprettyage.blogspot.com/
7. TJJ188 - October 27, 2010 3:49 PM
It says its easy to read but I cant read it..... FUUUUUCCCCKK!
8. Shelbon - October 27, 2010 3:53 PM
In sweden, people who wear wrist watches are considered to be depressed
9. not for me - October 27, 2010 3:55 PM
These are ok, but if I'm going to buy a plastic watch, it'll be a nooka.
10. b(^-^b) - October 27, 2010 8:07 PM
Tokyoflash is getting sloppy, it only took me 3 minutes to read the time on this watch. Usually it's 7.
11. mikk - October 28, 2010 8:16 AM
Wonderful.
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12. Cpt Obvious - October 28, 2010 9:34 AM
will it fit in my ass?
13. dude - October 28, 2010 4:31 PM
I am a Dude.
14. Phil - November 18, 2010 7:21 AM
If you can't read the time then you have to be blind or retarded as the numbers are on the watch. Can you read 1-12? As far a Nooka goes they are twice the price plastic and not even LED rechargeable. Hmm which would I choose???