There Can Be Only One: Pumpkin Versus Car

Note: Video is after the jump.
Actually, there can also be zero, because both the 1,200lb pumpkin AND Pontiac lose this fight. It's almost like they uppercutted each other simultaneously. Which is a shame because I just so happen to be in the market for a good used car. Just not one smashed to shit by a half-ton pumpkin. Because you know -- YOU KNOW that pumpkin smell isn't coming out of the upholstery.
Hit the jump for crunch-time.
Thanks to Sarah, Matt H, Shenanigans, Jake the Pumpkin Prince and lolly, who bet their life savings on the car. You, uh, you guys aren't very good at gambling, are you?
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