Oct 1 2010Stuff It Back In!: 'Umbilical' Cell Phone Charger
This pulsating 'umbilical' iPhone charger was designed by Mio I-zawa as an experiment in just how disgusting a person can make a cell phone charger. Nice try, Mio, but a REAL disgusting charger would ooze pus and smell like an orc's o-ring (they wipe with dead animals). Oh I'm sorry -- were you eating? Kidding, I'm not really sorry. Besides, boogers don't count anyway. "But I have a salt-tooth!" God you're f***ing disgusting. Hit the jump to see a short video of the charger doing it's thing. Then, hit the person next to you to see if they'll fight back. If they don't, demand their wallet. If they do, good luck, my money's on them.
Hit it for the WTFery.
The hands-down creepiest way to charge your iPhone [dvice]
Thanks to Janice, who agrees biological phone chargers are an abomination to nature (not to mention taste and decency). Now, let's cook it and eat it.
Reader Comments
1. Karen - October 1, 2010 4:01 PM
Ew.
2. cgiron - October 1, 2010 4:06 PM
not first.....
3. Poore Richard - October 1, 2010 4:10 PM
It's eXistenZ! Finally it's becoming reality. Sort-of.
4. quaddmgtech - October 1, 2010 4:22 PM
Yeah until this ten dollar piece of shit worms it's way off the table holding your four hundred dollar phone...
5. Sheepy - October 1, 2010 4:22 PM
It's probably a great icebreaker at medical conferences! But for now you should just click this linky here, ok?
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6. clamhammer - October 1, 2010 4:27 PM
proof iphones cause colon cancer. destroy them
7. naas (TRO) - October 1, 2010 4:36 PM
hahaha cool...
NOM NOM NOM MUTANT POWERSTRIP LIMB EATS IPHONEZ
@3 great movie, plug it in your lower back
8. ciao - eats gummy worms - October 1, 2010 4:56 PM
it looks more like a computer hungry worm. ;D
9. Shelbon - October 1, 2010 5:05 PM
This makes me hungry. Also, it looks like something from an old sci-fi movie or something
10. HumptyHump - October 1, 2010 5:05 PM
It looks like it's trying to dry hump the iPhone.
11. andywho - October 1, 2010 5:23 PM
Seems fitting for an Apple product. They should just stuff 'em back where they came from! (stuff 'em up Steve Jobs' ass)
12. sixfootsideburns - October 1, 2010 5:38 PM
yeah eXistenZ is right hahaha, thats exactly what I thought of when I saw this. I wonder if its gonna be an innie or and outtie...
13. B-Boy - October 1, 2010 6:24 PM
@11
My brother freaking worships that a-hole. It's so hard to deal with sometimes!
14. joe - October 1, 2010 7:59 PM
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16. broken ipod - October 1, 2010 9:46 PM
anyone who finds this remotely pleasing should get their eyes tested
17. I pity you - October 1, 2010 10:22 PM
Wow! $40 iPhone scratcher!
18. Riff - October 2, 2010 12:46 PM
Pretty appropriate, considering there are people that treat their iPhones like they are their own children...
19. Melissa - October 2, 2010 9:13 PM
Uh - videodrome.
20. brian - October 3, 2010 10:09 PM
This would have been a bit less "junky" if you couldn't hear the motor and the motion wasn't going to wear a hole in the bottom corner of your phone. I was imagining it haveing a pulsating action (a few inches from the charger portion, a slow turning s-shaped mechanism inside would do) similar to a queen insect secreting eggs.
21. m'n'i - October 4, 2010 3:05 AM
*barf*
22. atheistgirl - October 4, 2010 8:45 AM
That is disgusting!
@5. I clicked it. Nothing happened.
http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2007/06/bachelorette-dot-com_1953_51215780wtmk.jpg
23. Tassy - October 4, 2010 3:58 PM
Dude! Agreed with the eXistenZ comments, that was the first thing that came to mind!
I want one just because it reminds me of the movie :D
24. HektikLyfe - October 4, 2010 5:35 PM
You know its only a matter of time before some weird checks into the hospital for attaching this to his penis.
25. HektikLyfe - October 4, 2010 5:35 PM
*That was meant to say weirdO not weird. Still.