Oct 6 2010Questionable: Male Enhancement Underwear
Wearing socks? Congratulations, you're also wearing male-enhancement underwear.
The Daily Mail reports that the British retailer [Marks & Spencer] is set to debut two new styles of Bodymax body-shaping underwear for men on Oct. 15: one that provides a boost to the bum, the other with a wee bit of extra bunting in the bulge.
"Our technologists have worked hard to engineer two styles that are comfortable to wear and that give real results," says Dave Binns, head of M&S men's underwear. "These pants provide a real confidence boost for men, and we think they will prove popular with our customers."The posterior picker uppers, which sell for £15 ($20 U.S.), use seam-free tailoring to raise the rear by a fifth, reports the newspaper, while a pair of fluffed-up frontals, which include a "shelf" that provides at 38 percent enhancement, will cost £10 ($13 U.S.).
Listen: as a guy who's no stranger to drawing attention to his wiener in public: don't wear anything under the trenchcoat. Kidding, I can't believe people actually do that. Trenchcoats, ha! What is it, the 90's? Besides, let's say that, against all odds, you actually do bring a lady home. What happens when you take off your underwear and your penis disappears? Run -- she's a witch.
Marks & Spencer to Reveal Bodymax Male-Enhancement Underwear [stylist]
Thanks to Tiago, who needs male dehancement underwear (you owe me bigtime).
Reader Comments
1. om3ga - October 6, 2010 11:29 AM
gay
2. That Guy - October 6, 2010 11:30 AM
Confidence booster...isn't that what sport cars are for?
3. Poopr - October 6, 2010 11:31 AM
This is what the real nass looks like
http://www.flickr.com/photos/37708356@N06/3619217563/
4. Sweet - October 6, 2010 11:31 AM
It's a Portable seat Cushion.
Great idea, no more sitting on hard chairs or benches.
5. zeek - October 6, 2010 11:34 AM
Aussiebum's been doing that for years
6. notthelimejuice - October 6, 2010 11:45 AM
This doesn't enhance much of anything imo, how disappointing.
7. SarahV - October 6, 2010 11:46 AM
Whatever happened to a good ole codpiece?
8. thumperchica - October 6, 2010 11:50 AM
horrible p-shop job... And screw it - if us girls can have padded push up bras, let the men have stuffed junk underoos.
9. Elura - October 6, 2010 12:01 PM
yeah i have to agree with #8
10. (-.-) OJ's Mom (-.-) - October 6, 2010 12:03 PM
What in the hell? I need special support undies just to keep my magnificent python from injuring small children on the street! Who needs this shit?
11. McFeely Smackup - October 6, 2010 12:04 PM
So what...they wore these in Star Wars?
12. KLanD - October 6, 2010 12:05 PM
Put pants on the before and after and you'll never notice a difference.
Guys.. if you need "enhancing" just stuff some socks down your shorts. Sh!t, woman have been stuffing for years, let them have a turn at "the big surprise" for once.
13. naas - ninjas shooting fireballs - October 6, 2010 12:12 PM
There are some things women can get away with when it comes to false advertising that men cannot, and while the result may be growing old unmarried and alone - this just doesn't fly. Maybe it would work for asian men, but certainly not in the US
14. naas - ninjas shooting fireballs - October 6, 2010 12:14 PM
@3 yup, that's me... did I miss a debate or something on what I'd look like passed out a laptop?
15. naas - ninjas shooting fireballs - October 6, 2010 12:15 PM
..it's naas btw not nass. I get the occasional dyslexia myself
16. Dishy - October 6, 2010 12:24 PM
Lol at GW's peeper tag: "i've seen my fair share of guys in public restrooms that could use these things"
..../\_/\
...( o o )
==_Y_==
17. naas - ninjas shooting fireballs - October 6, 2010 12:29 PM
I cringed when I read that Dishy because GW has a bad habit of looking down there when it comes to a 'ceramic porcelain lineup' Trust me, it's true
18. FjordPrefect - October 6, 2010 1:02 PM
Humanity is soooooo effing vain! We really do deserve to die at the hands of robots.
19. Dishy - October 6, 2010 1:04 PM
naas, I'm used to that sort of thing. Shifty glances, followed by gasps of amazement.
(Not to mention pointing, giggling, and whipping out of micrometers.)
20. naas - October 6, 2010 1:32 PM
hahaha. Reading that makes me feel better now about dropping a few dollars on the ground between urinals in amusement park bathrooms every now & then Dishy. People take a gesture like the ol 'drippy dollar drop' differently when squatting down next to them while trying to pick $3 up from a filthy, wet & pissed on floor in between dudes pissin. Some of them get it & some don't.
21. Joe - October 6, 2010 2:59 PM
I would buy one, I dont care, I think is awesome that we get to fool b!tches
Is not that bad, I mean the Butt thing looks confy, and the front thing, well that looks like a nice confy cave for my MonsterC0ck to hide, and sleep forever sweet slumbers until a dragon Pu$$y appears and I will have to wake up the Beat and Slay the Dragon, and then c0me in the dragon's chest
22. naas - ninjas shooting fireballs - October 6, 2010 3:18 PM
^ wow
23. atheistgirl - October 6, 2010 7:24 PM
I'm just happy if he's wearing clean ones.
http://pzrservices.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451ccbc69e2011278dc33fd28a4-400wi
24. atheistgirl - October 6, 2010 7:38 PM
@21. Are you on drugs?
http://famewatcher.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/swiss-farmers-underwear.jpg
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26. Amanda Leigh - October 7, 2010 3:22 PM
It's the men's version of a push up bra!
27. Tojo - October 7, 2010 9:06 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIWhAlR9AnI
WAtch it.
28. Nicoletta - January 10, 2011 3:05 AM
It's stupid for sure, just as I feel the many many bras that come with extra padding are stupid. When I still wore bras I had to cut them out of the lining all the time....
Hilarious humans....