Note: The I'm not spoiling it video is after the jump.
If you haven't seen this yet you should watch it. I can't really say anything without ruining it except it all starts as a routine traffic stop (for driving with an odd number of headlights under two) in Russia [insert "in Soviet Russia, the police need you" joke here]. Any idea what's going to happen? Take a guess and then hit the jump to watch. Ooooor be a dick and ruin it for everybody else. Which -- female flasher falls out a speeding car's window! Haha, beat you to it! Just kidding, that's not what happens. That would be equally watchable though. Even more so in slow-mo.
One time I licked a cross-walk button and the girl next to me puked, true story.
This is a video of somebody's pet clam licking salt off the table. That's not it's tongue that comes out though, that's its foot. That's why my title makes so much cents. "You mean sense." Are... / Continue →
John Pontilillo, a Johns Hopkins undergrad, killed a would-be robber with a samurai sword after finding the thieving bastard attempting to pilfer items from his garage. Nice, John, I would have done the same thing. Except blindfolded because I'm like 30x tougher than you are.... / Continue →
Just in case you were wondering, the police will tase your 72-year old grandma. You hear that, members of the geriatric species? YOU ARE NOT EXEMPT FROM THE ZAPPERY! Also, does the officer really yell "TASERED!" as he's doing it? Because that's awesome. I'm gonna start doi... / Continue →