Pfft, Sissy: Russian Traffic Stop Gone Wrong
Note: The I'm not spoiling it video is after the jump.
If you haven't seen this yet you should watch it. I can't really say anything without ruining it except it all starts as a routine traffic stop (for driving with an odd number of headlights under two) in Russia [insert "in Soviet Russia, the police need you" joke here]. Any idea what's going to happen? Take a guess and then hit the jump to watch. Ooooor be a dick and ruin it for everybody else. Which -- female flasher falls out a speeding car's window! Haha, beat you to it! Just kidding, that's not what happens. That would be equally watchable though. Even more so in slow-mo.
Hit it and solve the mystery.
Shit, that kind of gives it away doesn't it?
Thanks to pirhan, who would have stood her ground because she isn't a giant sissy.
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