Ever wanted to make out with a miniature panda painted on some chick's lips? If you answered "yes", congratulations, you're a sexual deviant. I want you to call your local law enforcement office and report yourself. Also, not live within a half-mile of a zoo or own any animal traps. So, pervert -- did you take my cat? DID YOU?!
Bamboo-zled: Panda Lips [obviouswinner]
Thanks to Chris, who insists he's got some bamboo for it. I don't even know what that means but -- oh, wait a minute, yes I do. You dirty!
Always wanted a tiger or panda bear but were worried they'd maul the faces off everyone in the neighborhood? That's because they would. Thankfully, now you can have your dog dyed to look like one. Because why stop at just chopping off their balls?
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Proving that I've been treasure hunting in the wrong place my entire life, Vietnamese fans of 'ear-picking' claim there's a g-spot in the ear capable of producing orgasm-like reactions. Wait -- what?! Also, WTF is ear-picking? I'm not gonna lie, that shit sounds nasty. *wip... / Continue →
In the words and little-old-lady inflection of my favorite substitute teacher, Ms. Gitland, "different strokes for different folks, whatever floats your boat." That was the moral of the story she told about how her daughter lives in Bumf***, New Mexico and grows a bunch of wee... / Continue →