North America Actually A Slumbering Dragon!
And it probably used to battle that South America/Africa T-rex. Plus guard Greenland's treasure-trove. Kidding, there is no treasure in Greenland. Actually, there isn't much of anything in Greenland except Yetis and cold. No, I suspect this dragon is guarding something much more valuable in its stomach. "Uh, GW -- is that why you're posted up in LA right by its @$$hole?" And as a matter of fact, yes, I'm waiting for him to pass a princess.
Cannot Be Unseen of the Day [thedailywh.at]