Oct 26 2010Man Asks For Yin/Yang Tattoo, Gets Wiener
Note: Picture is unrelated.
This is a story about an Australian man who wanted a yin & yang tattoo but went home with a wiener on his back instead. Plus a bruise after being punched by the "artist". Wow. I know where I'm going for my next tat!
Detective Constable Paul Malcolm said a 25-year-old man had gone to the alleged offender's house and "somehow in the course of the conversation the subject of tattoos came up".
"The victim wasn't interested at first but he was talked into it and he said he wanted a yin and yang symbol with some dragons," Malcolm said, according to Ipswich's Queensland Times."The bloke started doing the tattoo and there was another bloke standing there watching saying, 'Mate, it's looking really good'."
The victim was then allegedly punched on his way out, before he could check the ink work, which reportedly also included a misspelled comment about his sexuality.
"When he got home he showed it to the person he lives with and she said: 'I don't think it's the tattoo you were after'," Malcolm said.
The 21-year old inkster is being charged with two counts of assault, one for the permanent wiener, and one for the punch. But I propose he also be charged for misspelling, bullying, and not being able to tastefully hide a peen in a yin & yang tattoo. I dunno, make the little circles the balls or something -- get creative!
Australian tattooist charged over rude doodle [yahoo]
Thanks to Oliver and Peter, who have never been tattooed at a person's house who convinced them to get something because they "need the practice". Good decision making, guys (I have a monkey lobbing a hand grenade at an armadillo on my buttcheeks).
Reader Comments
1. Edge - October 26, 2010 10:38 AM
sounds like the tattoo artist was a total dick
2. Crash - October 26, 2010 10:39 AM
First!
3. Poopypee123 - October 26, 2010 10:39 AM
First?
4. confused - October 26, 2010 10:44 AM
I don't see any dicks ... aside from the two first-tards
5. ray - October 26, 2010 10:46 AM
boring
6. xris - October 26, 2010 10:49 AM
I don't see it... or any words, nevermind misspelled words....
7. Thorn - October 26, 2010 10:50 AM
Proof you just can't turn your back on some people... nor the guy who did the tattoo
8. that guy - October 26, 2010 10:51 AM
i dont see a dick in that at all
9. Cristina - October 26, 2010 10:56 AM
I don't see it either... but it is a really shitty looking tattoo regardless
10. Seamus - October 26, 2010 10:57 AM
Perhaps you missed the part that says "Picture is unrelated."
11. http://www.ConfessionsOfAManwhore.com - October 26, 2010 11:03 AM
Why post this without the tattoo? Epic fail
12. confused - October 26, 2010 11:08 AM
@10 I guess I did ... I stared at that crap-tastic tat for a lot longer than I should have. I felt like I was playing where's waldo ... only waldo was a dick. Glad to know I'm not blind.
Side note: to have an actual dick and (misspelled) slur (fagget perhaps?) on your back?
that's gotta suck
13. John - October 26, 2010 11:13 AM
It probably still looks better than Avatar tattoo guy's back.
14. Timbo - October 26, 2010 11:13 AM
I would literally punch a hole in the guys face
15. Courageous - October 26, 2010 11:13 AM
Hint: When getting a tat on your back, use a mirror to ensure that you are not getting "wienered".
16. Bloke - October 26, 2010 11:19 AM
This is without a doubbt THE DUMBEST SHIT I've ever read on this site!! All this blather about this alleged tattoo and not one pic? What a waste of time!!
17. naas - October 26, 2010 11:21 AM
@13 I was thinking the same thing, even if it meant getting a giant gummy dildo instead of a tattoo
18. naas - October 26, 2010 11:24 AM
@16 here you go you peener starving idiot
http://www.mybestfriendporn.com/wp-content/gallery/world039s-largest-gallery-of-penis-tattoos/gay_penis_tattoo.jpg
19. xris - October 26, 2010 11:32 AM
@10
maybe "Picture is unrelated" was edited into the post a half hour after it went up
20. Shelbon - October 26, 2010 11:43 AM
@4,6 please read the article before saying something retarded
21. Shelbon - October 26, 2010 11:46 AM
Dude! What's mine say?
22. Chris - October 26, 2010 11:49 AM
@20 - please use common sense. That bit about pic unrelated was edited in after the comments were posted.
Derp.
23. McFeely Smackup - October 26, 2010 11:56 AM
It's hard for me to get worked up about some douchebag not getting the tattoo he wanted. It wasn't going to make him as cool as he hoped, no matter what it was...at least this way he has a funny story to tell.
24. Seamus - October 26, 2010 11:58 AM
@19 Maybe I was just pointing it out to those still looking cluelessly at the picture, searching for dick, after the post had been edited. Way to attempt a pointless slam.
25. weeeeeeabooooooooo - October 26, 2010 12:04 PM
i think a 16 inch dong and something that says "im a ghey fagget butsecks luvr" is cooler then a ying-yang tattoo anyhoo. WAYYY more edgy.
26. Courageous - October 26, 2010 12:09 PM
Is it just me, or is this site getting bombarded with tards trying to make a mark by posting what they believe to be witty or biting remarks? Or trying to be so cool, like they are too good for this site. If you no likey, then go away!
27. The Most Interesting Man In The World - October 26, 2010 12:57 PM
I once tattooed a dragon with my penis. It wasn't from the back though...no, no...I wanted to kiss that bitch.
28. gong - October 26, 2010 1:05 PM
An interesting fact about October 2010; This October has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays, all in 1 month. It happens once in every 823 years. Based on Chinese fengshui, these are money bags, paste this on your status and money will appear in 4 days...it's worth a try
29. Cpt obvious - October 26, 2010 1:22 PM
@26
I totally agree! it all started with that steam punked computer and that retard capt obvious with his sexuality issues.
whoa, wait a minute! thats me........ I had better go and put my sisters panties on.
30. Jonathan - October 26, 2010 2:37 PM
I'm less shocked by the content of the article and more shocked that the comments section is flooded by people complaining because they weren't given a screenshot of a penis tattoo.
31. sonniea - October 26, 2010 4:23 PM
picture might be unrelated but there still is a peen there.
there peens everywhere!!
32. Jesus DeSaad - October 26, 2010 5:39 PM
-puts on sunglasses-
YEEEEEEEEAAAAH!!!...
33. Moss - October 27, 2010 2:12 PM
@29
Steampunk =! Cyberpunk...
34. cherry pi - October 28, 2010 11:23 AM
We want peen & we want it NOW!!!
Seriously? Dong tats aren't that thrilling, although I am slightly curious about what weenus he used as a model for the tattoo.
35. Reid - October 29, 2010 12:43 AM
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36. Matt - October 29, 2010 12:44 AM
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37. Hector - October 29, 2010 12:44 AM
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38. Dick face - November 2, 2010 6:58 PM
lol. Hes a New Zealander Mannn.