Iliterate Clown Voted Into Brazilian Congress
Francisco Everardo Oliveira Silva, a 45-year old illiterate Brazilian man best known for his portrayal of Tiririca the clown, just won a place in Brazilian Congress with more than 2x the votes as the next closest candidate. JOKES: YES WE CAN.
Tiririca caught the attention of disillusioned voters by asking for their support with the humorous slogan: "It can't get any worse" and a promise to do nothing more in Congress than report back to them on how politicians spend their time.
"What does a congressman do? The truth is I don't know, but vote for me and I'll tell you," the 45-year-old said in his campaign advertisements.
Ah yes, it's a great day to be Brazilian, isn't it? Yes, just like every other day. Those women got ass for days weeks. Some even months! Next order of business: bulletproofing a clown car.
No joke! Illiterate clown triumphs in election [msnbc]
Thanks to Brittany, who may or may yes be my special lady friend and competing in this year's Miss California pageant. YOU WILL SHOW YOUR SUPPORT (Just sayin', she helps get Geekologie written).
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