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Got A Ditty Stuck In Your Head? Unhear It!

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Unhear It is a website that plays random-ass remixes to help get the song that's stuck in your head unstuck. Granted it's just replacing it with another, but still. Maybe it'll be better than ♫ the song that never ends -- yes it goes on and on my friend, some people staaaarted singing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just BECAUSE I AM A JERK ♫ Have fun with that one, suckers!

We created this site for those of you that have a song stuck in your head and you can't get it out no matter what you do. Using the latest in reverse-auditory-melodic-unstickification technology, we've been able to allow our users to "unhear" songs by hearing equally catchy songs. So really all we're doing is making you forget your old song by replacing it with another one... sorry.

Pretty cool, but I just invented Unsee It. Basically it replaces the mental image of whatever scarring thing I just showed you with another, much more traumatizing image. Check it: close your eyes and pretend you just saw a robot wielding a knife. Scary right? BOOM -- two old geezers having intercourse! Haha, no need to thank me.

Unhear It

Thanks to SharaSue, who probably wishes she could unread that last paragraph. Two words: shots, lots

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