Oct 29 2010Google Map Directions From China To Japan

Step 42 is jet ski across the Pacific Ocean! ROFL! Those Google Maps programmers, so zany. That said, I only cross the Pacific one way, on the back of Godzilla. I SAID MUSH YOU RADIOACTIVE SEX-BEAST!
Thanks to mikoboy, Rev Dr Dom and Honest Abe, who all claim to have crossed the Pacific on the back of Nessie. Are you trying to make me jealous?!
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Reader Comments
1. Revan - October 29, 2010 3:23 PM
Kayak across FTW.
2. Guillaume - October 29, 2010 3:26 PM
Isn't 42 the meaning of life? I'm in!
3. flamefreak - October 29, 2010 3:32 PM
Hey dallas, just wanted to let you know I found this very funny! :D
4. Ebrech - October 29, 2010 3:35 PM
It did say to take the ferry ....
48:Take the 串木野~里~中甑~鹿島~長浜 ferry
5. jokes - October 29, 2010 3:35 PM
So You finally Came out of the closet Geekologie?
Good for you, I knew you were a total fag for Dinosaur c0ck,
Godzilla ps pretty chubby, so I bet he has a chubby mini-godzilla if you get my drift
6. Ebrech - October 29, 2010 3:39 PM
it's even more funny when it deny trying to make a new route passing tru north and south Korea... hahaha
7. Jonathan - October 29, 2010 3:49 PM
Oh, is that all? I jet ski'd that last week.
8. Shelbon - October 29, 2010 3:50 PM
I heard they only let robots in and out of Japan now
9. McFeely Smackup - October 29, 2010 3:54 PM
Do I really have to remind the fine people at Google that "Jet Ski" is a registered trademark of the Kawasaki Motors coporation?
10. John Sample - October 29, 2010 4:07 PM
I just typed from CT USA to Japan, it told me to kayak from WA to HI
11. TheChoseOne - October 29, 2010 4:14 PM
Change to sattelite mode and zoom in all the way to the edge of china where it leads off into the ocean.
It's pointing towards a ship docking.
12. Ryan - October 29, 2010 4:32 PM
FIRST!!!
13. Jocelyn - October 29, 2010 4:53 PM
Type in Japan to USA and step 27 is kayak across pacific ocean
14. Louis - October 29, 2010 5:42 PM
this is some cool shit.
congrats geekologie for renewing my faith.
Louis of http://aprettyage.blogspot.com/
15. Rev Dr Dom - October 29, 2010 5:53 PM
"...who all claim to have crossed the Pacific on the back of Nessie." Claim? I did cross the Pacific on Nessie's back and I have the photos to prove it.
16. Mitch - October 29, 2010 6:04 PM
Tweeted about this yesterday. Man, the internet's getting behind the times!
17. xD - October 29, 2010 6:22 PM
jetski
18. suomynonA - October 29, 2010 8:37 PM
The kayak one still pwns. After kayaking across the pacific ocean, chuck norris would bow down to you(r arms).
19. Pwninator - October 29, 2010 9:09 PM
If you search from seattle to Hawaii it tells you to use a kayak to cross the pacific ocean. lol
20. Pwninator - October 29, 2010 9:10 PM
If you search from seattle to Hawaii it tells you to use a kayak to cross the pacific ocean. lol
21. sean - October 29, 2010 9:38 PM
hey guys, guys, hey, guys, guys, guys, hey,
if you search from one place to another crossing an ocean will require you to kayak. did you know this?? guys ive just discovered it, i just discovered it right now, like right now, me, i discovered it.
22. antimony - October 29, 2010 10:34 PM
Directions from China to Taiwan on google maps: step 55 is swim across the pacific ocean. haha
23. Danny - October 30, 2010 1:22 AM
I remember when it used to say 'swim'. I heard someone tried to sue Google for telling him to swim across the ocean, so they sent him a Superman cape.
24. Vagabond King - October 30, 2010 6:25 AM
Geography FAIL!
That is the East China Sea.
25. Dom243 - October 30, 2010 7:57 AM
Haha, i tried it and about 10 steps later it tells you to take a ferry to somwhere else.
26. Xarcert - October 30, 2010 11:29 AM
i think it tells you to cross a different way depending on what ocean your crossing lol
27. domdom - October 30, 2010 3:51 PM
I remember trying Paris - New York, and it said something like "Swim for X hundred miles", first stop after was "breathe!"
Nice indeed, still wondering where Argleton "happened"...
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29. cp - November 1, 2010 3:29 AM
I did China to Japan, but in Walking distance alternative. They even told me which staircase and walkway to go in japan.
30. CGP - November 3, 2010 12:15 PM
so when i sent you this months ago it wasn't good enough for geekolgie, but now it is?
that's it, i quit geekologie. there's precious little original content any more, everything you post is a link to some other blog (more often then not gizmodo) that i've already seen elsewhere.
seeya!