Disgusting: The World's Largest Gummi Worm

Vat 19, the company behind the world's largest commercially available gummi bear, is back at it, this time with the world's largest commercially available gummi worm. It's every bit as disgusting as you'd expect. Unless you expected it to not be disgusting, in which case you're f***ing crazy.

The World's Largest Gummy Worm is 128 times more massive than a traditional gummy worm. Measuring twenty-six inches long and weighing in at approximately 3 pounds, the World's Largest Gummy Worm is the most delicious 4,000-calorie candy worm in existence.

Each World's Largest Gummy Worm features dual flavors, a ribbed body, and a five inch girth. It makes an amazing gift for now or later due to its year-long shelf life. Handmade in the USA. Available in five flavor combinations.

Each worm will set you back $28 and provides just enough nutrition to survive two days without other food or water. Just kidding, it actually provides no nutrition. But it does offer 2,000% your RDA of diabetes.

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Thanks to Will, who ate two of them for dessert and is now regretting it. Uh, how were you not regretting it a quarter through the first one?

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