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I happen to know how t-rex's walk (bow-legged) because I've traveled back in time and had sex with dozens thousands of them, but this is a pretty accurate representation. They also like to watch Friends reruns and smoke fern cigarettes after a sessy romp in the swamp. So yeah -- put that in your paleontology textbook and burn it, Dr. Alan Grant! Also, are any of you surprised about how human-like the movement is?...
Anybody want to pin on a dino tail and get chased around my apartment?
Hit the jump for the two videos of the ass-struttin' in action.
My God what a sexy looking dino. He's so horny he's making me horny. Kidding, I get that way with any dino, but still, you know what I mean (I mean I'm rockin' some serious petrified wood right now).
The creature lived 76 million years ago in the warm, wet swamps of what is ... / Continue →
Tsintaosaurus was like the unicorn of the Cretaceous Period. Except, instead of corns, they had penises growing out of their heads. Thanks, God!
Tsintaosaurus was a duck-billed dinosaur, or Hadrosaur, that lived in China about 84 to 71 million years ago. Like many Lambeosau... / Continue →
This is a highly erotic time-lapse video of some Psilocybe cubensis "gold cap" mushrooms growing. It was created using 1,661 photos over the course of 5 days, 18 hours and 25 minutes. I really liked the zoom-out effect during the video, I thought that was a nice touch. Also,... / Continue →