Back Patting: My 7,000th Geekologie Article
BOOMSHACKALACKA -- this is my seven-thousandth article here on Geekologie. For those of you that aren't good at the maths, that's like a seven with forty 0's after (at least in my mind it is). You know, it seems like only yesterday I was nearing 1,000 posts and convinced I'd pretty much said everything my little brain had to tell. Little did I know I could stretch that feeling for another 6,000. So yeah, here I am Thomas the Tank Engining my way to 10,000 posts and my name engraved on the L337 blogger plaque at Internet Headquarters. There better be an open bar at my induction ceremony aside, feel free to drop a line (or deuce) in the comments telling me what a terrifically terrible job I've done the past three years. I don't usually read them, but I'll make an extra effort to this time. I may even respond under an alias! No, no I won't. But I will get black-out drunk celebrating this afternoon, so there's that. I'm already half a ream to the wind, whee!
Toot tootle toot (that was me warp-whistling my way straight to your heart),
The Geekologie Writer
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