October 31, 2010 - November 6, 2010 Archives
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Tapi faucet nipples from Dreamfarm (I'm not gonna lie, I've always dreamed of farming nipples, too) turns your faucet into a water fountain by squeezing off the hole at the bottom. Simple! Plus it comes in a rainbow of colors, none of which will match any kitchen/bathroom's d... / Continue →
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Remember the video of the cats with fainting goat syndrome? Well here's an edit of the video with the little guys getting laser blasted and falling over. I can't tell if actually makes me feel better or worse, but I just loved those kitties so much I thought I'd post it. Als... / Continue →
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Note: a couple more shots and a short video of the cake's special effects after the jump. That's right -- a cake with special effects. "On Saturday, November 5, 1955, Doc came up with the idea of the flux capacitor (which is what makes time travel possible) after slipping off... / Continue →
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You probably already know about the mimic octopus because you're at that stage in your life where you stay up late getting high and watching Animal Planet. I've been there. But for those of you who haven't, this is a video of the mimic octopus, an octopus that can successfull... / Continue →
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Ben Heck, modder extraordinaire, went and created a Portal t-shirt. I assume for Halloween, but possibly just for fun. It's almost identical to this guy's "hole through the chest" shirt, except that one doesn't have a Portal theme, making it forgettable at best. What was I j... / Continue →
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From ass-wipe to art, toilet paper tubes: apparently they're multifunctional. But what's gonna happen when the new tubeless TP rolls take off? Your guess is as good as mine. Unless you guessed anything besides, "absolutely nothing", in which case, congratulations, you're the... / Continue →
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Apparently a Chinese man successfully boarded a flight from Hong Kong to Canada wearing a mask that made him look like an old-ass white guy. Mid-flight dude decided to take the mask off in the bathroom, which landed him in the hands of Border Service Officers upon the plane's ... / Continue →
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Not only does it make a great stocking stuffer, it makes a great Thanksgiving turkey stuffer. Hence the choking hazard warning. Also, who is this Thomas Colbern, "Noted Amateur Paleontologist", and what makes him the authority on authenticating dino butt nuggets? Just sayin'... / Continue →
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See this dam? Look closer at the left corner. Recognizable shape? It's a goat. Or, more specifically, an Alpine ibex. And the rest of the shadows are all the same. They're climbing the Cingino Dam in Italy and licking the salt deposits in the rocks because their veggie di... / Continue →
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I have no idea if this is accurate or not. What I do know is I use an iPhone (my only Apple product) and I have NEVER had tits. At least not as big as the girl's in the picture. Well, not after the surgery anyway. But I did used to wear a skirt like that to my tennis tourna... / Continue →
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The Zip Bed is a bed designed with zip-up covers. Why? I have no idea. I assume it has something to do with bed bugs. Italian furniture design company Florida has created the perfect bed for those mornings when you just want to grab a coffee and run out the door. All that y... / Continue →
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I hate seeing little fat kids running around. Actually, I take that back, little fat kids running around is good. LITTLE FAT KIDS GETTING PUSHED AROUND IN STROLLERS IS BAD. Real bad. STOP LETTING THOSE LIL OOMPA LOOMPAS DRINK SO MUCH POP! Thankfully, in effort to curb chil... / Continue →
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The Pick Punch is a $25 hole punch that cuts holes in the shape of -- you guessed it -- guitar picks. It makes a great gift for the musician on your holiday shopping list. "But GW, I don't have any musicians on my holiday shopping list -- just a bunch of fake friends and fami... / Continue →
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Yes, that really is me with my invisibility helmet on. I know, I know, I probably should have made a whole suit. Anyway, UK scientists claim they're one step closer to an invisibility cloak thanks to a new flexible metamaterial. Pfft -- I'll believe it when I don't see it. ... / Continue →
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Oh I'm sorry -- did I catch you just getting out of the shower again? Don't worry, I'll look away (as soon as I hit record on my webcam), I swear. Hey -- and what's up with all the BEEP BOOP BOP-ing in the background? WHY IS THAT TRASHCAN IN YOUR BEDROOM?! A University of A... / Continue →
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There are good ideas, bad ideas, and then Japanese wall climbing robots. Sure they still require rungs to climb, but wait till they evolve. If you think in a couple years they won't be able to climb sheer glass you've got another thing coming. Namely, a robot climbin' in yo ... / Continue →
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In other "you've got to be f***ing kidding me" news, this is a video of a guy getting a watermelon exploded off his head with a .50 caliber sniper rifle. Now if you're familiar with Freddie's other Youtube videos, you'll know almost all (read: all) of them involve special effe... / Continue →
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This is a video of some asshat driving while reading a book, Kindle and using a cell phone at the same time. Well, not exactly at the same time because he doesn't have twenty eyeballs (that I can see), but he does have enough bad decision-making skills for like six Darwin Awar... / Continue →
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Tom Clifford and Janine Walker (above) aren't just hard on the eyes, they're getting married in December after meeting and romancing on www.theuglybugball.com, a dating website designed for booboo looking people (this one too). Tom and Janine are officially the website's first... / Continue →
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Remember when mood rings were cool? That was a trick question, they've never not been. As a matter of fact, I'm wearing like forty of them even as I type this. Two on my penis! He's super sad right now. This is one of those things that is so obvious that you want to smack ... / Continue →
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The world's dumbest woman, or the world's best insurance scammer? I'd go with the world's dumbest woman, but the sad part is, I know there's worse. Same goes for men. I just wonder if the 911 operator that fielded her call was allowed to hang up before listening to the rest ... / Continue →
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Forget luring kids in with candy, with this surveillance van you can make money on the side being a private eye! It comes with everything a creepy man in a van needs, including: AC/DC power, swiveling captain's chair (on tracks!), WOOD PANELING, cell phone, CB radio, sound sys... / Continue →
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Well you can cross "dark movie theaters" off your list of safe places to conduct drug deals, because apparently you're going to be filmed while watching movies in the future as part of an effort to 1. curb your enthusiasm piracy and 2. gauge audience reaction to movies/advertis... / Continue →
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The $12 Doughnut-To-Go dougnut briefcase is a briefcase for the safe and secure transport of sprinkled deliciousness (NOT bananas). More of a jelly-filled kind of person? You're shit out of luck, because these only work with holed donuts. HEY McFLY, YOU BOJO -- DOUGHNUT-TO-G... / Continue →
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Note: Larger version available HERE in case you're trying to pinpoint how popular your birthday is for breaking up. I don't know about you, but I've never been broken up with. Shot and left for dead, sure, but never broken up with. The few times it almost happened I tricked ... / Continue →
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FPS as in frames per second, not first person shooter. That wouldn't even make sense, Captain Crazy. Hit the jump to watch the video, it's only 12-seconds long. Then, we'll all gather around the concession stand at the movie theater and complain about how unimpressive it loo... / Continue →
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You can tell that kid's an exception and not the rule because the beer comes out the side on those lil' mini-kegs. And I must be the same because I was dumb as hell as a child but now I'm a hellaboozehound. RIDDLE ME THAT, "SCIENCE"! Blame life? That's what I've been doing!... / Continue →
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An unemployed British troll who primarily attacked on Facebook has been sentenced to jail time for his harassment. No word on how trolls are treated in the clink, but I'm hoping poorly. And not just because I hate trolls, but you know the biggest goat from Three Billy Goats G... / Continue →
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According to a recent study that took both the potential harm to the drug user, as well as others/society into consideration, it turns out alcohol is the most harmful drug, even above crack and heroin. Woopsie. Of course, the study was conducted by a one Professor Nutt, effec... / Continue →
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Artist Julien Berthier built a boat that looks like it's perpetually sinking even though it's not. Affectionately (literally) named 'Love Love', the boat is fully functional and Jaws-approved. The boat has a built-in motor and is able to move around just like any other boat, ... / Continue →
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You've got to admit, for someone from Indiana that's pretty clever. Kidding! I don't actually have anything against Indiana. Now North Dakota -- God, don't even get me started. Psyche, I'm cool with them too. But NOT Montana, Hannah. Really not happy about that whole situat... / Continue →
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Dave Kaleta went and created a dissected LEGO frog as part of the MOC LEGO-building Olympics. Mmmm, just like high school biology class. Smell that? Formaldehyde. Now quick, give me a sip while the teacher isn't looking. *wiping lips* Good vintage -- maybe THIS TIME my la... / Continue →
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You know, I've been so busy preparing for the robot apocalypse that I might have overlooked the possibility (and severity) of a giant insect apocalypse. Put on your beekeeper's suit and grab a flamethrower, we've got some legs to torch. As many readers will doubtless be aware... / Continue →
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Remember the Charlie Chaplin film that some nutcase was convinced contained a cell phone-toting time traveler cameo? Turns out the device was likely just an oldschool hearing aid. Seen here looking exactly like something you'd try sticking your penis in even if you won't admi... / Continue →
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Takeshi Shudo, head writer of the original Pokémon anime series, has passed away. He was 61 years young and friends with tons of little monsters, who will all miss him dearly. Takeshi Shudo is also credited as the sole writer for the first three Pokemon movies, as well as m... / Continue →
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Note: This is only six of the eight, and in crappy resolution to boot, hit the jump to see all of them in stunning 450px res! Steve Thomas is a graphic designer. But not just any graphic designer, oh no -- THE graphic designer responsible for creating these vintage Star Wars ... / Continue →
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You know those guys that go overboard with the Christmas lights and sync them all to perform to a song? Yeah, the ones that'll do anything to spend time away from their wives and families during the holidays (the little lights are twinkling, Clark). Well apparently now they'r... / Continue →
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This is a picture of outerspace doing its best to look all Halloweeny over the weekend. Unfortunately, it took space a really long time to get into costume, and will probably be wearing the same thing for millions of years to come (don't even think about showing up for Easter ... / Continue →
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Remember that kid at Blizzcon that asked the WoW developers what happened to Falstad Wildhammer and made you realize that, no matter how bad life gets, at least you're not him? Well they decided to include Wildhammer Fact Checker in the game, standing right next to the elusive... / Continue →
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Michael Colton (not to be confused with Michael Bolton, who can't dance for shit (so I watch Dancing with the Stars, sue me. Also, I can't believe Audrina got kicked off!!!11) went and built a ghost helicopter to scare the children in his neighborhood because, well, other peop... / Continue →
