October 10, 2010 - October 16, 2010 Archives
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Not real people though. They're just molds of real people. It's not like their actual bones are in there. Maybe some teeth and toenails, sure, but no bones. British artist Jason de Caires Taylor's Mexican installation and reef conservation proj... / Continue →
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Note: The I'm not spoiling it video is after the jump. If you haven't seen this yet you should watch it. I can't really say anything without ruining it except it all starts as a routine traffic stop (for driving with an odd number of headlights u... / Continue →
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Remember the rad to the power of sick steampunk Iron Man costume that took first place at NYCC's Marvel costume contest? Well it turns out the tricky little SOB behind the suit just repainted a Tin Man costume. I HOPE YOU GET TETANUS. The suit w... / Continue →
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Note: Must-see video is after the jump. To celebrate the 600-year anniversary of the Old Town Square astrological clock tower in the center of Prague, the city commissioned a video-mapping (other examples of video mapping HERE and HERE) stunt spec... / Continue →
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Whatever you do, be careful where you sit. Get it? Because you might blow your asscheeks off! I mean, if the mines weren't decommissioned. But since they are, all you have to worry about is sitting on one of the spikey bits. Unless you're into... / Continue →
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A $20K iPhone case? Pfft, what are we, peasants? A $2.5 million one? Please, I've wiped with nicer cell phone cases just because I didn't feel like waddling out to the hall closet for more TP. The world's most expensive phone with a total con... / Continue →
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The internet is a funny place. Kidding, it's mostly depressing. And not "you caught yourself laughing at a little fat girl for falling off her bike" depressing, like actually depressing. Like if I took the time to read all the Geekologie comment... / Continue →
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This is a sweet-ass treehouse that I would live in even if it meant fighting off legions of robotic bears in the dead of night. We'll just have to add night-vision to the laser turrets, no biggie. It looks like 50% Ewok village, 50% that giant st... / Continue →
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Note: No matter how many times you try clicking the picture, nothing's going to happen. Hit the jump to watch the video. "GW, that has got the be the most boring-ass screencap of all time". Come on, it looks like Hoth! "Your face looks like a W... / Continue →
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This is picture of hipster-ized Harry Potter and friends by deviantARTist MARiKaArt. I'm really feeling Bella's sweater. Huh? Oh, this isn't Twilight? Sorry, sometimes I get my multi-billion dollar franchises confused. Now, what do you say we ... / Continue →
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This is a two-minute video of some dingaling crawling on top of a NYC subway at the 80th Street/Hudson Street station (I'm observant) and riding it to the next one. I have no idea why, but I think it's to promote his rap career because at the end ... / Continue →
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Listen, I love LEGO as much as the next guy who's tried eating a bowl of them with milk (successfully I might add), but I'm on the fence about this LEGO Wiimote. Like, literally -- I've got a fencepost trying to sneak its way right between my butt... / Continue →
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Note: Videos are after the jump. Use those little arms of yours and push the button. I happen to know how t-rex's walk (bow-legged) because I've traveled back in time and had sex with dozens thousands of them, but this is a pretty accurate repres... / Continue →
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Some jerk went and drilled holes through the shells of his pet turtles so that he could attach wire handles to them and pick them up easier. But turtles don't even like being coddled! Master Splinter, yes. "They do have nerves in their shells, s... / Continue →
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And if it wasn't for your face getting in the way it might actually be cool. Who are you, Clark Kent's little brother that ate too many kryptonite paint chips growing up? Also, those are some small-ass nipples. I wish I had little nipples like t... / Continue →
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Man, scientists be all kinds of pissin' me off lately. I may have to start siding with the Juggalos on this one. Thing is, I really don't know how magnets work. I always thought there were tiny wizards in there. Anyway, a group of Slovenian "sc... / Continue →
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And it probably used to battle that South America/Africa T-rex. Plus guard Greenland's treasure-trove. Kidding, there is no treasure in Greenland. Actually, there isn't much of anything in Greenland except Yetis and cold. No, I suspect this dra... / Continue →
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Proving that real vampires aren't attractive and that Edward Cullen character is just a guy who spends waaaay too much time in the makeup aisle at Target, come these two real-life vampires. Apparently they had some deal worked out with a homeless ... / Continue →
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Apparently Batman (who's a known fast-food thief) robbed a McDonalds in San Francisco last night. Why San Francisco? Because he and Robin retired there to ride rainbows to their hearts' content. But apparently the dong-loving duo have fallen on ... / Continue →
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The Conversacube is a make-believe product that prevents stagnant conversation on a date by providing constant suggestions of things to say to the troll your mom set you up with. "Your eyes, they're just so....far apart." Lauren McCarthy's idea s... / Continue →
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In case you haven't seen it splattered all over the news because you don't believe mainstream media (and you shouldn't), here's one of the rescue capsules that's currently being used to pull the 33 trapped Chilean miners from the darkness almost 1/... / Continue →
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Can't decide which superhero you want on your cake? No problem -- just slap a bunch on there! Just don't slap Hulk's ass, because he can and will get angry ON YOUR FACE. Robin? Not so much. "Holy tweaked nips, Batman -- you could cut glass w... / Continue →
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The Pseudomorph dress is the brainchild of Dutch fashionista (damn yeah I use words like that!) Anouk Wipprecht. As the dress is worn, it colors itself with dripping ink. How exactly does it work? Well let me tell you copy/paste something. *ahe... / Continue →
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They should really teach the elements song in school. Then maybe today's youth wouldn't be so stupid. No lie, I asked a kid at the mall yesterday to go in and buy me a novelty shirt from Hot Topik what his favorite element was, and you know what ... / Continue →
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Darren Suchon is a 42-year old man. An unemployed 42-year old man who likes lying around all day playing Playstation (who doesn't?!). Unfortunately, his live-in girlfriend (wait -- WHAT?!) wasn't so keen on the idea and took his console away from... / Continue →
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Stare at the center of the spinner for 30-seconds and then immediately look away from your monitor at your hand. What'd you see? Because I saw my fingers going all nitrous "WAH WAH WAH" on me, and then vomit coming out from under my nose. After ... / Continue →
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This is the steampunk Iron Man that won Marvel's costume contest at the recent New York Comic Con. I'm not gonna lie, it's pretty damn impressive. Plus sessy. You ever made love to a Victorian-age superhero before? I haven't, but I did make ou... / Continue →
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Living in LA, I'm no stranger to the homeless. Like, literally -- they're my kind of people: crazy as f*** and willing to piss on anything. That said, dude you got a Dell! I would have opted for a refrigerator box, but hey, to each their own. O... / Continue →
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An $18 plush Mario backpack: arguably the best deal I've posted on Geekologie in awhile (not including the time I offered up a kidney for a mouthful of a beer). Take home this cute Super Mario Bros. Mario Plush Backpack today! The backpack feature... / Continue →
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Aural fetish "scientists" at the University of South Hampton claim they've developed a biometric ear scanner than can identify individuals with almost perfect accuracy. I'm skeptical, but still cutting both my ears off tonight. Suck it, Van Gogh ... / Continue →
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In reality, everything is edible, it might just be your last meal. Plutonium? You CAN put it in your mouth. Spiders too, except they probably WON'T kill you. But they will lay eggs in your tonsils! Haha -- have fun dreaming about that one toni... / Continue →
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Virgin Galactic, best known for making me chuckle every time I hear it because I'm seven and refuse to grow up (I buy black market fairy dust from this geezer named Tootles), successfully tested their suborbital spaceship over the weekend. Just no... / Continue →
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Apparently a DC cop responding to a call managed to make his way through the closed set of Transformers 3 and ended up taking Bumblebee to Plow Town during an unscripted scene of auto-eroticism. Woopsie. While the movie was filming a car chase sc... / Continue →
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Inflatable tanks were used in both world wars so this isn't exactly new news but I'm posting it anyway with the hopes Russia sends me some free vodka for the good publicity. So, yeah -- Russia has ordered a boatload of blow-up army vehicles at a c... / Continue →
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Note: Viagra-sized version of the chart HERE. This is a chart showing women's preferences of various sized wieners. Basically you want to fall into the red-hot or sessy-magenta zones, which is a shame because I'm way off the chart in the upper ri... / Continue →
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Some loving mother made her daughter a pink "fairy princess" Darth Vader costume to wear in this year's Dragon*Con parade. Good looking, mom. It's nice to know not every mother these days is cool sending their young daughter out the door in a gol... / Continue →
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Kobi Levi is a shoe designer. One who created a pair of high-heels that make it look like you just stepped in gum. Ooh ooh -- do dog shit next! designer kobi levi specializes in designing unusual footwear that blurs the line between fashion an... / Continue →
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This is horribly crappy camera-phone video of a teacher going nuts on some high school students and eventually throwing chairs, including one through a window. You don't actually see too much on account of the camera-phoner sucking 200% at life AN... / Continue →
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Google, a company best known for originally being named Booble, has been secretly developing self-driving vehicles behind our backs. Also, testing them on the roads of California without warning. Pull over, you're under arres....WTF!? Google ann... / Continue →
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Remember the scene (that I so lovingly screencapped) from Willy Wonka where Wonka shows those ungrateful little turds the gum that has a three-course meal packed inside? Well apparently a non-nutritive version of the gum is on it's way. Damn gir... / Continue →
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So yesterday at 10:10 it was 10:10, 10/10/10. I meant to celebrate but I started playing Peggle and forgot when it was getting close both times. Moving on: Carrie Fischer admitted to snorting the cocaines while filming on Hoth in The Empire Stri... / Continue →
