Spill No More: The Spink Coffee Cup Holder
Always knocking you coffee cup over? It's because you're clumsy. Me? I only do it because I've been drinking. Does that make me better than you? No, but it does make my boss ask to smell my breath a lot. F***, I thought I had another pack of Orbit Sweet Mint aside, spill no more thanks to the $20 Spink (never SPill another drINK)!
The Spink is a clever cup-holder for your desk that will pay for itself the first time it saves you from upending a drink all over your keyboard - or worse - your laptop. Installation is as simple as pulling a lever to engage the suction cup, which locks the Spink in place until you want to take it somewhere else. Basic colors are red, black or white, but it can be customized by slipping in a photograph.
Sure you could get a Splink -- or -- OR -- you could get an IV. Because one time I partied with a couple nurses I knew and the next morning they gave me a fluids IV so I wouldn't be so hung over. It was actually working pretty well until the bag got low and I poured the rest of my bourbon in it. Then it worked fantastic! Are you...an angel? "Yes dipshit, you just killed yourself trying to shoot booze." But I was curious!
Product Site
via
Spink (never SPill another drINK) Saves Computers From Poor Coordination [uberreview]
-
Seen here keeping a non-drug using friend's urine just the right temperature before smuggling it into a piss test, magic Coffee Joulies were designed to cool coffee to a drinkable temperature 3x faster, then keep it there 2x longer. Sound like boner pills to me. Coffee Joulie... / Continue →
-
The MaKey MaKey (rhymes with nakey nakey, eggs and bakey) is a little circuit board that can turn ANYTHING into a computer keyboard/controller by attaching alligator clips to the object. Hold on, let me copy/paste something that can explain it better than I can. Well, not BET... / Continue →
-
This is a conceptual Tokyoflash watch with a built-in breathalyzer for determining your sobriety. You know, I actually used to own a breathalyzer that I'd leave out whenever we threw a party so people could see how drunk they were. One time a friend got so wasted he blew a 0.... / Continue →
