Sep 15 2010No Class Ring?: Storm Trooper Varsity Jacket
As you probably know by now unless you live on Hoth and your internets are perpetually frozen, Adidas has a whole line of Star Wars themed apparel. The latest? Tauntaun-skin intimates. This Dark Side Imperials varsity jacket. Now I'm not saying I'd go steady with anyone in school that has one just so I could wear it, but I'm sure we could work something out. HJ behind the Death Star gymnasium? Think about it.
Hit the jump for more detailed shots (including a worthwhile pic of the back) and the matching sneakers, all available soon.
adidas Originals x Star Wars Fall/Winter 2010 "Super Death Star" Stormtrooper Varsity Jacket [highsnobiety]
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Stormtrooper Varsity Jacket [influentialgeek]
Thanks to Babs and Mike, who agree there should be junior varsity jackets for those of us that never made it to the A team.
Reader Comments
1. Dan - September 15, 2010 11:12 AM
FIRST
STAR WARS SUCKS
2. Ponytatties - September 15, 2010 11:12 AM
Ugh, FINALLY!
3. naas - September 15, 2010 11:14 AM
FIRST YOU DUMB HOES!!!
4. aaron - September 15, 2010 11:17 AM
4th or possibly 5th or 6th by now
5. FlukeStarbucker - September 15, 2010 11:17 AM
I've been a Star Wars freak for almost as long as I can remember, but this kinda sucks...
6. naas - September 15, 2010 11:18 AM
FINALLY something to do with star wars
@1 http://www.kotowari.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/punch.jpg
7. Andre - September 15, 2010 11:20 AM
You can only get away with wearing this if you're black.
8. Daisy - September 15, 2010 11:21 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where a young supple Luke was shooting Womp-Rats in Beggars' Canyon and happened across creepy old Bear, Obi-Wan, who used his light-sabre all over Luke. Yes, all over.
9. naas - September 15, 2010 11:22 AM
@6
FINALLY your a homo
10. Eightbyte - September 15, 2010 11:22 AM
Finally, a clothing line for all those geeky jocks running around. Owait.
11. McFeely Smackup - September 15, 2010 11:22 AM
WTF does this have to do with Star Wars?
12. Weeb - September 15, 2010 11:22 AM
We used to have firstards, now we're working our way up to fourth and fifthtards? GW needs to start deleting some of these juvenile posts!
13. naas=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ ̿̿ ٩(๏̯͡๏)۶ oh noez!!! - September 15, 2010 11:26 AM
@1 AGREED!!!!
WE WANT MORE POKEMON!
@ 6 gay
@9 http://www.jankytshirts.com/images/uploads/PSST%20YOUR%20GAY.gif
14. groupon - September 15, 2010 11:26 AM
WTF? As if being a Star Wars nerd isn't bad enough, wearing a jacket with "Super Death Star" on the back is sure to finally get your ass kicked.
15. POOP - September 15, 2010 11:28 AM
@12 GW SUCKS!!!
16. Richard McBeef - September 15, 2010 11:28 AM
@12 I agree, and let's start with your own goddamn whinyassed post.
17. wenchfaery - September 15, 2010 11:39 AM
....whut?
Okay, I love Star Wars, and have NO PROBLEM wearing things that advertise that fact, but this is just ugly.
18. Mayo - September 15, 2010 12:08 PM
Neat idea but they will overcharge for this. Count on it.
19. Weeb - September 15, 2010 12:16 PM
@16
I couldn't understand what you said. Get that cock out out of your mouth, you're mumbling....
20. naas (TRO) - September 15, 2010 12:18 PM
ahhh.... just another typical day on geekologie
21. (-.-) OJ's Mom (-.-) - September 15, 2010 12:37 PM
Every time I click on a dead link, God kills a kitten.
"We are having trouble locating a match for your search: 3733988
Try a new search"
22. Richard McBeef - September 15, 2010 1:09 PM
@19 The only cock in mouth is mine in your mother's. See? MY cock in your mother's mouth! Oh wait, you are talking about penis right? Then YES!
23. bobojuice - September 15, 2010 1:15 PM
Super shitty.
24. BD - September 15, 2010 1:16 PM
tauntaun skin intimates?
And I thought she smelled bad on the outside!
25. Alex - September 15, 2010 2:55 PM
@8 It's actually an adidas line. I already preordered mine.
26. naas (TRO) - September 15, 2010 3:00 PM
@25 welcome to geekologie
27. Post a Comment - September 15, 2010 4:03 PM
Instead of a language filter, we need a ***FIRST*** filter! ;-) Nah. Nevermind. I hope Lucas will be using all this CASH influx on a decent end trilogy. This crap is the suck.
28. naas (TRO) - September 15, 2010 5:05 PM
^ at one time or another that thought has crossed everyones mind
29. JJtoob - September 15, 2010 8:41 PM
I'd buy it, and shoes to match too, but maybe not those shoes... I'd almost buy anything adidas makes.
30. Ed - September 15, 2010 9:10 PM
George Lucas can never have enough money!!!!!! MORE MORE MORE!!!!!! GIMMMMEEEE GIVE IT ALL TO ME!!!!!
31. Randomguy - September 15, 2010 10:31 PM
The back of the jacket should have a massive fucking DEATH STAR. Like, seriously, wtf is up with this ghey back design?
32. r k - September 21, 2010 11:34 AM
i wanted the jacket until I saw the ugly back side of it. bummer.
33. Ryan J - March 1, 2011 7:38 AM
Hey guys, I got 3 pieces of this (S,M and XL).
Letting em go now. Came from my very private collection.
Never been worn and comes from a smoke and pet-free home.
Mail me if you're interested at ryanjoshh23@yahoo.com