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A minuscule cow with a taste for contemporary music has been named the world's smallest by the Guinness World Records book.
Guinness says the sheep-sized bovine from the West Yorkshire region of northern England measures roughly 33 inches (84 centimeters) from hind to foot.
The 11-year-old cow is named Swallow and her owner, Caroline Ryder, said she would spend Thursday either grazing with her herd or listening to BBC radio in her cowshed.
Swallow? Who the hell names a cow Swallow?! *whispering* WHAT THE -- PEOPLE ARE INTO THAT?! Okay now that's just sick. *whispering* WHOA THERE BUDDY, DINOS ARE DIFFERENT.
World's Smallest Cow is a mere 33 inches tall [csmonitor]
Thanks to Zombiepartz and JoeLickaSac, who agree we should breed cows to be bigger, not smaller. That way we can build cities on their back and travel the globe without ever leaving home. I know, I know, I'm a visionary.
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Note: Video is after the jump because it's so small it might get lost on the front page.
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