Looks Bulky: Star Destroyer Umbrella Concept

It's not the dumbest thing I've ever seen. As a matter of fact, if there's any truth to this aerodynamic umbrella, it might actually be a feasible concept (you'll just have to carry it backwards). Sure the communication tower is gonna get torn off at the first sign of a windstorm, but who needs deflector shield generator domes anyways? That was a trick question, you gotta have those deflector shield generator domes or you're a sitting duck. And not Donald or Daffy either, I'm talking a really hideous one. You know that story about the ugly duckling that turns into a swan? Like 4X as fug. Plus -- PLUS -- you're not turning into a swan, just a REALLY ugly adult duck. Kids will ball up their bread and try to hit you.

Rain Wars? Star Destroyer Umbrella fights the force of mother nature [onemoregadget]

Thanks to Grrambo, who had a Millennium Falcon umbrella but it got stolen. Haha, MINE NOW!

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