I Said No Mushroom Clouds!: Nuclear Pizza

This is a pizza that looks like a mushroom cloud. No word on whether it set off the smoke detector, but my guess is yes provided they didn't take the batteries out to put in the Geiger counter. So, give it to me straight: if I eat the whole thing you think I'll gain any superpowers? No -- just four pounds? Dammit.

Nuclear Pizza WIN [failblog]

Thanks to Cracknel, who once saw a man eat 10 atomic pizzas and says he didn't gain anything but an extra chin.

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