I Said No Cups On The Car!: Police Officer Takes Patrol Car To Strip Club Car Wash, Pictures Posted On Facebook, Officer Fired

Cups, get it? Like bras. Except the booboo looking strippers in the picture actually set beverage cups on the hood (which I wouldn't stand for). They don't call me hawk-eyes for nothing you know. Is that a Wendy's next door?

A South Carolina police officer feared his cop car was looking dirty, so he took it to a stripper-sponsored "Tits n Tats" car wash to get his cruiser shined. There are pictures. They ended up on Facebook. He got fired.

"I think he took his personal car there first and then he went in his police car," Caldwell said. "I don't think he was trying to be malicious. I think he used completely poor judgment."

Haha, he took his personal car and then came back for more in the cruiser. That's hilarious. I would have just taken my personal car twice. Or -- OR -- stolen a car. Sure you miss out on the dash-cam footage, but that's a small price to pay for being able to set it on fire later and blame on a drug cartel. Haha, what do you mean forensics found titty residue on the windshield? *whistling*

Do Not Post Pictures of Strippers on the Hood of Your Cop Car on Facebook [gawker]
and
Geekologie's Facebook Page (where I will continue to post boozy pics to my heart's content)

Thanks to Jessica, who isn't one of the girls in the photo and boy is her dad happy about it.

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