How Not To Build A Fireplace In Minecraft
If you've never heard of Minecraft it's a little (per Wikipedia) "sandbox game which allows players to build constructions out of textured cubes in a 3D world." I know, I thought it looked like Wolfenstein 3-D too. Anyway, this is a tutorial on how to build a fireplace in your Minecraft home. Except not really because Captain Firehazard here ends up burning his place to the ground. It's worth a watch for the commentary alone. Not unlike Dancing with the Stars. That little flamboyant guy cracks my shit up! The old one too! The girl not so much.
Hit the jump for the worthwhile video, fire action starts at 1:10.
Thanks to Taylor (Not a robot), who knows the only good kind of house fire is an ex's.
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