FALSE ADVERTISING!: The Will It Blend? Blendtec Blender Can't Even Puree Keys!

This is the aftermath of an attempt to blend a couple house keys in a Blendtec brand blender. Now I know Tom the D-Bag Blend King would have you believe the thing can blend a f***ing tank, but if it can't handle a couple measly keys, I don't know. Sounds like you're about to have a false advertising suit on your hands, Tom! Also, blood. (I glued razor blades under all your car door handles)

You Can Blend A Lot of Things in a Blendtec, But Not Keys [gizmodo]

Thanks to Christina L., who once blended red and yellow and made orange. Didn't see that coming!

Moron Trapped In Manhole Retrieving Phone

Planking: this guy wins it. I don't want to see another f***ing picture. Idiot morons and manholes: they don't mix. According to 21-year old liar Jared Medeiros, he was... More →

Man Tries Robbing Convenience Store With Playstation Controller, Unsurprisingly Fails

Picture sadly unrelated: it was a regular-ass controller. A Florida man was arrested after attempting to rob a convenience store by pretending the Playstation controller in his pocket was... More →

Man Arrested After Leaving 4-Year Old At Home Alone To Go Play Ninja By Himself

Picture moderately related. Ross Hurst, 28, of Scottsdale, Pennsylvania was charged with endangering the welfare of a child after leaving his 4-year old son at home alone sleeping while... More →