FALSE ADVERTISING!: The Will It Blend? Blendtec Blender Can't Even Puree Keys!

This is the aftermath of an attempt to blend a couple house keys in a Blendtec brand blender. Now I know Tom the D-Bag Blend King would have you believe the thing can blend a f***ing tank, but if it can't handle a couple measly keys, I don't know. Sounds like you're about to have a false advertising suit on your hands, Tom! Also, blood. (I glued razor blades under all your car door handles)
You Can Blend A Lot of Things in a Blendtec, But Not Keys [gizmodo]
Thanks to Christina L., who once blended red and yellow and made orange. Didn't see that coming!
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