Don't Even Act Like You're Already Doing It Right: The 'How Not To Pee' Bathroom Chart
I push my pants and underwear down to my ankles before makin' it rain because that's how I roll: oldschool. Awh yeah, it's like I'm four all over again! Ooooor never grew up. Yes I still drink out of pouches! Back me up, kangaroo. Haha, did you folks know there are nipples in there? No wonder the babies never want to leave! Plus I'm convinced the milk makes me jump higher. That said, no shit swastikas or poop hadoukens in the bathroom.
The BEST Bathroom Sign EVER [nerdist]
Thanks to Blaqk Panda, who pees the way God intended: in public with people watching.
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The bathroom: it's a sacred place. If our body are temples, then the bathroom is like a janitor's closet: stocked with everything you need to keep it clean and take out the trash. Public restrooms? Those are a whole different story. Those are awful places where you hover ov... / Continue →
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Y'all about to soak y'alls damn jeans. You know the main difference between men and women? Women will go to the bathroom together. But dudes? Dudes get pissed if you suggest sharing a stall or peep over the edge of a urinal divider. WTF MAN -- I THOUGHT WE WERE BROS! Ente... / Continue →
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"Luke, I may be broken, but I'm still your father -- please don't piss on my chest panel." This is a broken urinal dressed up to look like Darth Vader. Because if there's one thing that's gonna prevent a man from pissing all over a broken urinal, it's dressing it up like a St... / Continue →
