Demolition Man's Last Murder In Los Angeles

Aaaaand we're back. You know what I love about Mondays? Not a single f***ing thing. But that's neither here nor back in bed where I belong, according to the 1993 piece of shit futuristic classic Demolition Man, the last murder in Los Angeles took place this past Saturday, September 25, 2010. Which is pretty funny considering I just saw a Cadillac dump a body in my apartment's recycling bin and speed off. But who knows, maybe that was the last victim. *turns on local news* Nope, Hollywood lied.

Hit the jump for the 11:00 of the movie where the date is explained (starting around 8:30), or if you just want to wax futuristic nostalgia and stick it to the man for a bit.

September 25, 2010 SOMETHING IS UP!!! [abovetopsecret]

Thanks to Bucky, Patrick and Tim, who agree that, thanks to robots, the murders are just getting started.

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