Sep 17 2010All The New Pokemons In A Single Picture

Note: There are 156 new species. Obviously, this isn't all of them. Hit the jump to see the entire graphic. Plus bonus video!
As many of you probably know, I'm not allowed to play Pokemons anymore on account of them making me worship earth spirits and set my grandparents' house on fire. But I can still look at pictures of them. These are all of the 156 new, 5th generation species from Pokemon Black and White (just released in Japan, coming west early next year). As you can see, there's, uh, Bambi, a Poe from the Zelda universe, and a Siamese ice cream cone. Admittedly, there are several that I like, but most are pretty booboo looking if you ask me. "But I didn't ask you, GW." Hoho, a challenger appears!
Hit the jump for more monsters than you can shake a Pokeball at.


Reader Comments
1. FIRST BIATCHES!!! - September 17, 2010 7:50 PM
FIRST!!!!!!!!!
2. Sam - September 17, 2010 7:54 PM
interesting, looks like its gonna be an interesting game
3. b(^-^b) - September 17, 2010 7:55 PM
BAH! I DONT WANNA CATCH THEM ALL ANYMORE!
4. Pichu - September 17, 2010 8:07 PM
Pichu is still my favorite!!!!!!! <3
5. m' - September 17, 2010 8:10 PM
they all look awful D:
6. Mamsa - September 17, 2010 8:11 PM
@3
Sigh. I give up also.
7. Mamsa - September 17, 2010 8:13 PM
ALSO.. 9x6: His face looks like wario? :S
8. Generic Canadian #52 - September 17, 2010 8:18 PM
All of them look stupid, except the happy aligator/crocodile thing. Back when they actually looked like something, pokemon wasn't bad. But now that it's all retarded and derpy pokemon, it looks shitty.
9. Wolfpack - September 17, 2010 8:31 PM
@8 wow i had the exact same thought!
10. 2thumbs+this guy - September 17, 2010 8:35 PM
Jesus, Smugleaf's evolution just looks more arrogant than the last (-___-) (>u<)
11. bamhm182 - September 17, 2010 8:36 PM
Well, this settles it, Gamefreak is officially out of ideas for pokemon... BAH!
12. Dude - September 17, 2010 8:52 PM
Google keeps coming up with virus warnings for your site over the last couple of days. FYI
13. tordah - September 17, 2010 9:14 PM
two of them look like zygotes/fetuses.. losing creativity i see, japan.
14. Chris - September 17, 2010 9:16 PM
*sigh* It's becoming more repetitive and uncreative yet. The monsters look like they had no concept at all, as if someone had explosively diarrhea'd against a wall and they kept making new pokemon out of it. They all look the same, really, except those, which look like a reskin of some of the Gen2/Gen3/Gen4-monsters.
I miss the times of Red/Blue, when every pokemon had its own traits...
15. TJPG - September 17, 2010 9:29 PM
i definitely wouldn't be excited to catch any of these...
sorry pokemon... your shit
16. lincc286 - September 17, 2010 9:45 PM
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17. Mad Donkey - September 17, 2010 9:50 PM
A few look good, but they need to learn when to stop Everyone was happy with the first two series. This is the what 5th?
18. TheDudeaBides - September 17, 2010 9:52 PM
I'm so glad I don't have to be an old person to say this. "When I was your age, in the times of Pokemon Red and Blue, each Pokemon didn't look like a new and creative way to shape your penis. Each Pokemon actually LOOKED like sumtin'."
19. Lima Zulu - September 17, 2010 10:30 PM
THEY ALL LOOK LIKE OLD POKEMON.
The Electric looking Ariados made me leave, drive to a daycare, spike a baby into the pavement, drive back, and still be pissed.
20. Lima Zulu - September 17, 2010 10:32 PM
PS: Wasn't serious about the baby. LAW PLEASE DON'T HURT ME
21. Iaruk - September 17, 2010 10:33 PM
Ok, to those calling these uncreative, fucking look at Voltorb, electrode, Dugtrio, magneton, ditto, Dodrio, ekans, and arbok...seriously if anything these new abstract pokemon are more creative, they are just outside your liking range, so what others like them, as do I, and I've been playing since red and blue >:(
22. Emily - September 17, 2010 11:06 PM
Pretty sure the little blue one with the beard on the mid-left of the homepage image was inspired by The King of Town from Homestar Runner.
23. Joe - September 17, 2010 11:16 PM
I think these may actually be better than the third and fourth generation designs, on average. The fire and water starters are pretty terrible, although the water one's evolutions are okay, even if its final doesn't remotely resemble the first two. The fire one, though... ugh. A pig, really? But I actually think quite a few of the others look solid.
Also, I think the idea that Pokemon designs have been getting worse is fueled mostly by nostalgia. I mean, Jynx, Mr. Mime, and Porygon are all pretty ridiculous looking. Granted, Nosepass is just unforgiveable, but I don't think the designs have really been declining all that much.
One thing that gets me: this fire starter is the third one in a row that has had fighting as a secondary type. Meanwhile, the grass and water ones get no second type love. C'mon, the grass one's a snake for crying out loud; it should totally be poison. Grass/poison just works, yet there hasn't been one since Bulbasaur.
24. Asian Unicorn - September 18, 2010 12:01 AM
Omg seriously like 3 are cool the others are like digimon.... what happen to them?
25. PEOPE HATE THESE AWESOME MOTHERFOS?! WAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?! - September 18, 2010 12:21 AM
Why is everyone bitching? These are awesome! An electric spider? Flaming pig sumo wrestler? Fucking Indian Eagle, Afro Buffalo, Emo Hydra, Kung Fu Winnie The Poo, Ice beard Polar Bear, a CENTIPEDE(FINALLY), COSMIC SPACE MOTH, ant eater thing, KING JELLYFISH BITCHES, tusk dragon, SHROOOOOOMS, a RAINBOW TURKEY RAPTOR, cool as crocodile, a mole whoS DRILL WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS, an ape owl fire thing, a PSYCHIC CAT, my little cosmic pony, and ICE CREAM FOR FUCK SAKES!
How can you not love that?! Sounds like you're just pissed about nothing and take pogeymanz to seriously. Or are just bandwagoning fags that say you don't like them because the KOOL KIDZ (GW) said he didn't like them. Or are just bitter nerds or some shit.
Srsly, ya'll niggas crazy.
26. K4 - September 18, 2010 12:51 AM
While some of the above Pokemon look retarded, theres always been Pokemon that look that way likeeee Bidoof, FOR GODS SAKE BIDOOF WAS HORRIBLE. There has also been good ones from all the batches of Pokemon, hell some of these are cool looking. I just wish Game Freak would change the overall game and make it so you don't catch Pidgey and Rattata knock offs for the first hour of the game, Also maybe i don't wanna start off from the smallest damn town in the game? Should also be able to pick or create a character, just sayin'.
27. Just Kidding Leon - September 18, 2010 1:53 AM
I like the hermit crab, the metal ant, the fire pig... some of them are actualy pretty neat.
28. DH - September 18, 2010 2:09 AM
yeeah @25's short essay humorously convinced me - these are alright.
However I was outraged and rage-quit when they introduced another hundred after the first 151. you want me to memorize TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY POKEMON fuck that
can I sell my first edition charizard for a house yet
29. Tyranitar - September 18, 2010 2:58 AM
they should just make new adventures but with the pokemons from generation 1 and 2
30. Danny - September 18, 2010 5:50 AM
Son, I am disappointed
31. Asperflux - September 18, 2010 8:00 AM
Long live the robots!! Derrrr
32. nick - September 18, 2010 9:38 AM
Are 2 of them actually....based...on..pokeballs?
seriously nintendo?
basing a pokemon on a POKEBALL?
WHAT IS THAT
33. mousey - September 18, 2010 9:49 AM
original were the best, and maybe the ones in gold and silver but after that they got gay
34. Stationary - September 18, 2010 9:52 AM
Is that one a chandelier? What the fuck?
35. Kev - September 18, 2010 10:20 AM
Even though the pokemon keep getting worse with each generation, they souldn't stop. New generations of children need to have something of their own to enjoy. Sure we got the good ones from back in the day but they also need to enjoy pokemon like we did when we were kids.
36. Tomba - September 18, 2010 11:31 AM
@#32 Rick
You must've seriously forgot about VOLTORB and ELECTRODE!!! Those WERE pokeballs.
37. Pwnzorzlol - September 18, 2010 12:33 PM
I've been playing since red and blue and it does seem like a lot of people are just jaded about everything after the first two generations or something. In every pokemon game there's always been a handful of stinkers and a handful of cool looking ones, it's just a case of how many. Personally I like a lot of the new ones and I'm not gonna immediately dismiss this one. I know it's already been said, but to everyone claiming they're lacking in creativity: VOLTORB AND ELECTRODE BITCHES.
38. Jinlazydays - September 18, 2010 1:40 PM
Them looking like shit has nothing to do with nostalgia, it has to do with them looking like shit. I have honestly seen dozens of fake pokémon that I loved a load more then what they have come up with. Granted though, there are some pretty good ones in there as well. I'd say I like about 2/5 of them.
Thing is, the designs just don't make sense, or they're just ugly. And they're lazy too. I know we had Dugtrio and Magneton in the 1st gen, and that's all the more reason why we shouldn't have more of that crap again with those Gears or icecreamcone. That hermit crap is literally just parasect but instead of a mushroom it has a giant rock on its back.
As for the starters, they had so much potential and they threw it away, such a shame...
Water type: Although I can somewhat understand the evolution, they should have continued into making him an even more badass, on 2 feet water fighting type. Its also just weird how drastically different his final evolution is compared to the previous 2 forms.
Fire type: I don't really have problems with despite the fact that this is the 3rd fire/fight type starter. A Fire/Ground or Fire/Dark and an awesome boar design on FOUR feet would have looked much cooler and made more sense.
Grass Type: I'm totally ok with how he evolves into a giant snake, but the design on his final evolution is just Urgh. IT could have looked so much nicer and instead it looks like a snake that has been thrown up on.
I could do this for every single one on this list but I'm just not gonna bother more, just repeating myself one more time: It's because the designs are shit, not cause of nostalgia, cause the first gen had its share of shit designs as well.
39. Alec - September 18, 2010 2:32 PM
These look amazing and Pokémon is awesome. You can hate all you want but it will be a great game! Paint me exited :)
40. Ford - September 18, 2010 2:38 PM
Wait, are two of them wearing clothes? Double you tee eff?
41. Maniscus J - September 18, 2010 3:46 PM
Maniscus J thinks 4x3,4's name should be Splooge and Splooge 2
42. Mohammed Jr - September 18, 2010 5:14 PM
ALLAH DISLIKES POKEMON
43. Frolicking amongst the War Machines - September 18, 2010 5:15 PM
My head is spinning and my eyes burn. Woo... I hate new pokemon.
44. Frolicking amongst the War Machines - September 18, 2010 5:17 PM
These look like they got lazy and started putting different parts of various pokemon together with miscellaneous objects and foods, which I'm sure they did.
45. Asperflux - September 18, 2010 5:17 PM
Seriously? All this crying over something as freaking stupid as Pokemon? Grow up all you sad losers!! It's common knowledge that Pokemon, and Nintendo crap in general is for 10yos and under. LAWLZ!!
46. Niall - September 18, 2010 5:43 PM
This game looks like it's going to be the shiznit.
47. Frolicking amongst the War Machines - September 18, 2010 6:57 PM
Ah, @14, your comment has not gone unnoticed, you beat me to it I see.
I agree.
48. TK 421 - September 18, 2010 7:20 PM
Hey GW? I saw this 4 days ago on 4chan. little late bro
49. Captain Toejam - September 18, 2010 7:23 PM
@29
Uh, that kind of already happened. It was called Heart Gold and Soul Silver.
Also, there's a Pokemon in there that's supposed to be a damn garbage bag. Wtf?
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51. Hot Dog - September 18, 2010 10:02 PM
I am Very disappointed
For the Love of Pokemon Fix what you have broken
52. Kayla - September 18, 2010 10:37 PM
I'm really disapointed in the fire starter. It was this cute little pig and then it turns into this big fat ugly sumo wrestler thing. Ugh. Some of them are alright, but a lot are way to outlandish and ridiculous for me. They did get lazy. A freaking ice cream cone? C'mon. lame.
53. Taco Grande - September 18, 2010 11:38 PM
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY SATURDAY POSTS.
54. Nick Sydney - September 18, 2010 11:52 PM
i hate people who bitch and whine about new pokemon either being too similar to old ones or not very creative.
think about this, say the first pokemon we say were from sinnoh, then we saw kanto, they would look utterly simple
55. Anonymous - September 19, 2010 1:08 AM
Traditionalist fags, take a look at Voltorb and get a life.
56. Anonymous - September 19, 2010 1:19 AM
Ah. been posted.
Thanks for having some sense guise.
57. Yenox ay - September 19, 2010 8:12 AM
I've always been into Pokémon games (NOT the show) and I must say, I don't like these. Too much of the previous pokémon has been recycled. Yes, they've become lazy, a lot look just plain stupid, uncreative and just friggin' lame.
However, I like some and as always, I'll play the game for about 100 hours and then throw it aside like every other Pokémon game. =D
58. bishka - September 19, 2010 9:28 AM
pokemon > life
59. qweqwe - September 19, 2010 10:08 AM
Wonderful.
Share a website with you ,
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Believe you will love it.
60. ShuShu - September 19, 2010 1:12 PM
No Saturday posts...all thanks to the new lady friend huh?
61. Taco Grande - September 19, 2010 2:43 PM
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY SUNDAY POSTS.
62. Anonymous - September 19, 2010 3:01 PM
Also, you can hate on the creatures themselves, but the new gameplay and story are nothing short of spectacular.
63. Anonymous - September 19, 2010 3:26 PM
Still waiting for the lion pokemon. e.e
64. That Guy - September 19, 2010 3:39 PM
NO EEVEELUTIONS?!
Fuck this game...
65. I'm 12 - September 19, 2010 3:54 PM
And I know what this is.
66. FUCK_OAK!!!! - September 19, 2010 4:02 PM
WTF 649 POKEMON?!?!?!?!?! WHATVER HAPPEN TO 151?!?!?!?!? FUCK YOU OAK!!!!! FUCK YOU VERY MUCH?!?!?!?!?
67. ciao - playin' pokeymanz - September 19, 2010 5:21 PM
the monkeh things are darling. Whoot moar dragons.
68. Dishy - September 19, 2010 8:29 PM
No weekend posts. Good for you GW!
I wonder how long it'll take before someone claims GW is dead or worse. :'(
69. Amorfismos - September 19, 2010 9:49 PM
Does anyone owns every pokemon to date ?
70. Lana - September 20, 2010 12:54 AM
all the Pokemon after Mew aren't worth remembering! 151 was plenty.
71. BRICKS - September 20, 2010 1:04 AM
WANT: POSTS
72. Nirojan - September 20, 2010 1:58 AM
@64
yeah
73. Erdile - September 20, 2010 2:13 AM
Haha, wow. So many oldfags are hating on this. I love them and I grew up with the original 151 and have owned every pokemon main series game to date. Honestly, I just love how odd and abstract they are, it's so cool.
74. KonkelberrySam - September 20, 2010 6:28 AM
I love lamp!
75. Lecter - September 20, 2010 8:39 AM
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY MONDAY POSTS?!
76. Frozen_SCV - September 20, 2010 4:50 PM
gotta love close mindedness, if you don't like how they look don't but the game and play something else, it's not hard idiots
77. Skellyton - September 20, 2010 7:47 PM
These look a lot like the original ones...if Sanrio got ahold of them...
78. strykerblade - September 20, 2010 10:29 PM
@63 it's called shinx. It's as close to a lion as you'll get.
79. Spike - September 21, 2010 9:01 AM
Butterfree + Primeape = Buttrape ?
80. hahahha - September 21, 2010 9:43 AM
7th from the bottom on the right. a fucking gears that evolves into the same sprite with a larger gear behind it BUT WAIT IT GETS BETTER, the third form is the previous with a fucking circle beneath it! I think game freak is stealing ideas from the old Pokemon knock offs lol
81. NaKAhi70 - September 21, 2010 3:26 PM
Imo Silvr was the best but I still like the new pokemon, sure some of them look like they were high when they created them, but some are cool
82. Natalie - September 23, 2010 3:40 PM
why would i wanna watch a video, sorry a slideshow, when i can just look at the whole image.. >.>
83. ParkerB - September 23, 2010 9:49 PM
Some of them are good but others are just god aweful. Like a friggin Zues like thing that comes in three different colors or the two with wierd faces that look like they could be Dunsporace evos. And the worst thing about it is the Luvdisc/Torous/Cacnea looking evolutions dont even evolve from them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Come on for craps sake! And the mijumaru final evolution makes NO sense! It looks like a Norwal and a dog mixed together. I am a fan of the chandaleer ghost thing, the three types of monkeys, tsutajas final evo, hydra thing, mole knife thing, and for some reason the pinkish fighting type that kind of looks like a cat at 16 down. But then again a lot of people hated the 4th generations at first so maybe they'll grow on me, but i kind of doubt it.
84. jake - September 24, 2010 1:31 AM
looks like recycled old ones to me except a few looks shit pokemon, story better be good.. or..
85. pharap - September 24, 2010 10:09 PM
Firstly, compare the 2nd gen with the 3rd gen and the 3rd gen looks completely different, but it turned out to be a pokemon revolution.
When i first saw some of the 4th gen pokemon i thought they were dreadful, especially floatzel and bidoof, but some of them like carnivine and roserade made it really worth while and i grew to love them.
I think the same things are going to happen this time. I mean, some of the pokemon look quite bad (yes, i am looking at the ice cream cone, tbh, mime jr looks more like a delicious dessert than those icicles) but some are really worth it, i mean, octopus with a mustache, a chandelier and monkeys, yes epic monkeys. Plus theres the cute squirly fluffy thing, an electric eel, an electric spider and to top it all off a sarcophogus.
But even if the pokemon arent all to your taste ( ahem, bin bag) there are still loads of new twists and the best 3d handheld games graphics so far. Isometric design, eat your heart out. The new elite 4 rotation is brilliant, plus there's new evo methods, the dream world and the proffesor is a young woman (finally) with a really cute freind (makomo: glasses girl fetish fuel for the win).
Not to mention the pokemon record breaking feautures including biggest city, biggest dessert, most gym leaders and first time you become the champion by not defeating the champion!!?? Guess they haven't become as mass produced and dull as you might think. Looks like this time they decided that since the game is going through such a revamp that the pokemon deserve a major revamp too (hence why none of the new pokemon are evos of old ones).
People complain 600+ is too much to remember. I ask are you the kind of people who can't remember thier own phone number? Or maybe you're one of those people who only bothers to remember the names of the 'strong' pokemon? Either way, if you can count to 1000 you can remember more than 600 things, so really it's just laziness.
86. Jack - September 24, 2010 10:30 PM
The first 250 pokemon were all designed by one guy. Look it up. He's no longer designing them solo, and it's hard to believe that a team of artists can't top his original designs, but, there it is.
Still, I think this generation is much better than the last one. That Sarcophagus one is pretty neato.
87. CristheGeek - September 26, 2010 9:46 AM
This is still a bunch of freakinmg crap it all sucks mega balls plus some people would want to not show all pokemon so they could be a bit suprised.
I wanna Haduken all these piece of shit pokemon this is abunch of freaking crap they ran out of idas!!!! Who hear Agrees?
P.S. Ill still buy both games
88. omg - September 26, 2010 6:38 PM
nintendo's poke-creating strategy: look around the area and jot down the first thing you see!
Pokeball!
mushroom!
chandelier!
rock!
small fish!
89. Kaida - September 26, 2010 9:03 PM
Hey Digimon, hey Digimon, monster friends to the boys and girls.......
90. thecherryking - September 27, 2010 8:11 PM
Ahaha I'm not liking the starter's evolution forms at all
XD
some of the pokemons here look like some from generation 4 and 3...
e A e
91. jejeje - October 23, 2010 9:43 PM
they are not pokemon anymore, they are the new digimons :))
92. jejeje - October 23, 2010 9:43 PM
they are not pokemon anymore, they are the new digimons :))
93. brittiny - November 5, 2010 1:37 PM
These Pokemon F!@#ing suck Why did they make another pokemon that looks like a pokeball>:( and the starters look stupied....
Sad how i'm still going to buy this game though 8/
94. brittiny - November 5, 2010 1:40 PM
@88
I agree I only see 3 maybe 4 cool ones
95. Jay<3 - December 4, 2010 8:22 PM
These pokemon look horrendous!
Pokemon use to look realistic its just that they have elemental powers.
Even some pokemon in Diamond, Pearl, and Platinum are acceptable.
They really fucked up on this generations pokemon though.
I really HATE bright ass pokemon...
The sunfish for example should of been some dark blue color.
Well, it works even if it is pink... Hope its a ♀.
Btw, what I mean by realistic is they look like something
Some type of animal not some bright colored disfigured shit...
96. Jay<3 - December 4, 2010 8:28 PM
Loving that zebra, deer and hermit crab though.
The baby deer looks like Bambi.
From what I can see...
97. DAVID - March 20, 2011 1:43 PM
I hate all those pokemons!! .... they are sooo ugly ... awful nothing new!! .... they should create new better pokemons! ... I love the first 150 pokemons and the second 150... maybe the third 150... they are ok ... but these ... no way!! POKEMON is losing a FAN more! :S