Sep 22 2010A Peek Inside The Plumber: Mario's Anatomy
Ever wonder what Mario looks like on the inside? Jesus, you're a braver wonderer than I am. But if you have, consider yourself lucky, because here's a peek at the plumber's plumbing courtesy of anatomical artist extraordinaire Jason Freeny. As you can see, there's nothing really out of the ordinary going on. Some pretty serious finger bones, that's about it. I thought for sure if you cut him open half-chewed mushrooms would spill out all over the place. And I'm not talking about the "magic" kind that allow you to SEE music, but I did watch Europe's 'The Final Countdown' dance around in front of my face once. SO F****ING EPIC. Then the couch tried to trap me between two cushion and things went south quick.
Moist Productions (Jason's website)
Thanks to Alexander, who's great.
Reader Comments
1. LOL - September 22, 2010 1:46 PM
FIRST
2. Gunnit - September 22, 2010 1:49 PM
Most important.
3. Sally - September 22, 2010 1:55 PM
Is this by the same person who did the Nemo one a few posts back?
4. ciao - 1up mushroom - September 22, 2010 2:00 PM
hrm...why does it look like his gloves are the skin?
5. Richard McBeef - September 22, 2010 2:09 PM
this guy needs to come up with some new fucking material. when it was hello kitty or whatever, it was dumb but at least novel. Now he just keeps rehashing the same old crap over and over.
6. bentup85 - September 22, 2010 2:09 PM
WRONG!
Everyone one knows mario has a heart of gold, iron guts, and balls of steel!
7. McFeely Smackup - September 22, 2010 2:29 PM
apparently this guy makes no distinction between "clothing" and "skin". Its kind of creepy.
8. Dishy - September 22, 2010 2:35 PM
Go to his site and click on "graphite" for his pencil drawings. They're like M.C.Escher hammered on acid.
Or is it MC Hammer etched with acid?
9. bentup85 - September 22, 2010 3:43 PM
He just takes figurines and cuts out a section, its the insides that are his actual work, thats why their is no skin layer!
10. Shelbon - September 22, 2010 4:31 PM
@7 If you look at Mario as what he is, a 3-D model, then his clothes are his skin
11. bentup85 - September 22, 2010 4:47 PM
@10 OHHHHHH SNAP!
12. mike - September 22, 2010 4:56 PM
needs more cutaway to show clogged arteries from pasta consumption as well as diseased liver from eating so many mushrooms
13. suomynonA - September 23, 2010 3:07 AM
@6 Balls of steel was Duke Nukem.
14. plumber irvine - September 23, 2010 9:39 AM
Mario looks good there .creepy! LOL! more plumbing information:
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15. plumber irvine - September 23, 2010 9:43 AM
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16. Matthew - September 23, 2010 8:54 PM
Plumbers are in the right business, there is a constant demand for these workers, their wages are at a nice steady rate, and there is very little chance of losing a job once set in this industry. These plumbers didn't get to where they are now simply by applying for a job and hoping for the best.
17. Santa Monica plumber - December 1, 2010 5:58 PM
I never knew that something can look this creepy and cute at the same time.