Sep 28 20106 Is Never Enough: Guy Gets Avatar Tattoo #7
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Note: Two super high-res shots HERE (full back) and HERE (closeup).
I know some of you don't care because you can't appreciate the finer more permanent things in life, but I'm obsessed with Avatar tattoo guy (you Albertans must really be proud!). And not just because of his exquisite tricep hair, but you've got to admit I'm not the only one who wants to rub his face on the back of those arms! My God that hair looks pubic aside, guy just got Neytiri tat #7 (lower middle, with bow & arrow) completed, and boy does it look good kind of like her.
Hit the jump for a non high-res closeup.
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Thanks to Steve, who's waiting to see how the whole thing turns out before casting judgment. Me? I cast judgment like stones: first, and usually with a nasty message rubber banded around it.

Reader Comments
1. pander smirk - September 28, 2010 12:40 PM
what a faggot
2. not pander smirk - September 28, 2010 12:41 PM
no you're a faggot
3. Jonathan - September 28, 2010 12:42 PM
No, you're both British cigarettes.
4. CoinOperatedBoi - September 28, 2010 12:42 PM
All for tattoos, but couldn't he have gotten a better artist. It also looks like each one was done by someone different.
5. ak - September 28, 2010 12:43 PM
This fucker's from Alberta?? Fuuuuuck. I'm out of here.
6. not pander smirk - September 28, 2010 12:44 PM
oh and no wonder , hes from canada fucking polarbear rapist
7. rando calrissian - September 28, 2010 12:46 PM
this guy makes me ashamed to be from Alberta. if i see that NEYTIRI license plate ur ass is getting run off the road!!
8. Chadams - September 28, 2010 12:54 PM
I seriously wish this guy would have sex with it/her and get over it already.
9. PickEmAndFlickEm - September 28, 2010 12:55 PM
An Avatar tramp stamp...wow. This guy really is a small bundle of sticks (faggot).
10. Mohammed Jr - September 28, 2010 12:56 PM
You should be ashamed to be from Canada period. Glory to Allah!
11. MrHaha - September 28, 2010 12:57 PM
@5
naahh we should just find and deport him. With that licence plate i'm sure it won't be too hard...
12. Mutt - September 28, 2010 12:57 PM
I still say this guy needs to get an actual tattoo artist, and not just a crappy scratcher. At least this new one looks better, but after 6 others, anyone would expect significant improvement for #7.
13. Asperflux - September 28, 2010 12:57 PM
Long last the robots!
14. Bleh - September 28, 2010 12:57 PM
Yeah, Canada was pretty gay already before this guy showed up.
15. Mutt - September 28, 2010 12:57 PM
I still say this guy needs to get an actual tattoo artist, and not just a crappy scratcher. At least this new one looks better, but after 6 others, anyone would expect significant improvement for #7.
16. Compound9 - September 28, 2010 12:58 PM
Anyone can train a monkey to tattoo but it takes a real man to let the fucking thing do work on your body. We seriously need to buy this guy a helmet.
17. Spizzel - September 28, 2010 12:58 PM
The artist is horrible!
You can make almost anything at least LOOK decent when its done good. Yeah you may night like what it is but at least it may look good, yet these are horrible.
18. Spizzel - September 28, 2010 12:59 PM
oh geez, hes married too? Really?
19. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - September 28, 2010 1:06 PM
What a douche. Way to be completely irrelevant before your time.
20. Mister Mean as Hell - September 28, 2010 1:07 PM
Tattoos are a lot like cigarettes, addictive, costly, and they probably result in cancer. When he runs out of back and moves down to the ass cheeks this guy will probably either get divorced, committed, or draw up plans for some Neytiri on his nuts.
21. Ominous - September 28, 2010 1:07 PM
I can't write big enough L for this guy.
22. e - September 28, 2010 1:08 PM
simply bad tattoos, but he doesn't have to look at them.
23. emptyaddy - September 28, 2010 1:13 PM
...should have known it was a Canadian...
24. bobbycash - September 28, 2010 1:14 PM
@1
That was my thought exactly...
25. ShuShu - September 28, 2010 1:16 PM
Yea....I hate this guy
26. Nonny - September 28, 2010 1:18 PM
Oh dear...I live in Sask, and I am ashamed to live in the same country as this idiot. I personally disown Alberta for harboring this...thing.
27. http://www.confessionsofamanwhore.com - September 28, 2010 1:19 PM
epic. he'll never regret that
28. Uoi - September 28, 2010 1:24 PM
I don't know why everyone dumps on this guy.
They're tattoos, of course they look like shit.
They all do.
It's like pointing out which turd in the toilet is uglier.
29. Johannes - September 28, 2010 1:30 PM
In a couple of years when people have forgotten about avatar everybody is gonna wonder why he have pictures of how his and smurfettes kids are gonna look like
30. snowcaps - September 28, 2010 1:31 PM
I don't understand why everybody hates this guy. It's fucking hilarious, & I can't wait for #8... unless as stated above it ends up being on his ass cheek.
31. McFeely Smackup - September 28, 2010 1:34 PM
I love some of these comments like "...couldn't he have gotten a better artist"
Like all that's separating this guy from awesomeness is a slightly more talented tattoo artist.
These tattoos could be fucking photo-realistic and he'd still be a laughably retarded fag. Typically I don't make distinction between tattoo subject matter, it's all pretty juvenile and sad, but these are really, REALLY at the trailing edge of lame.
32. Turducken - September 28, 2010 1:38 PM
Hahaha, He got a tramp stamp as #7.
33. CinemaObsessed.com - September 28, 2010 1:51 PM
Way to embarrass Alberta, dude.
34. ciao - September 28, 2010 1:57 PM
one of the worst parts of this, is that they all look very creepy. Something most likely found in your nighmares or in an ally.
35. MaryJane420 - September 28, 2010 2:09 PM
As we all have,I have followed this guys tattoo additions with a sense of disgust and wonder.Only now to discover he is a fellow Canadian?!?! The only this that lessens the sting is that hes from Alberta ( Texas North as its know here)
36. Helmut the cat - September 28, 2010 2:16 PM
Eyes open Heroes! Now that we know his plate we can take aim ad Fire!
Semi Drivers, School Bus Drivers, Ice Cream Truck Drivers! PLOW any plate ANY PLATE that has Avartardish written on it! Albertan or not!
KILL IT, KILL IT QUICK!
Meow.
37. Dustin - September 28, 2010 2:16 PM
Already said but yeah the least the guy could have done is (1) get a good artist to do the work and (2) get one artist to do them all! Not to mention (3) a good artist would know much better placement than this fool's bumper-sticker approach...
38. twesterm - September 28, 2010 2:19 PM
That man will never know the touch of a woman.
39. twesterm - September 28, 2010 2:20 PM
Of course it is funny he picked the Avatar chick for his tramp stamp.
40. tony - September 28, 2010 2:30 PM
Ok I an understand getting a tattoo of something you really like. Maybe not of Avatar, but whatever. IF you were to get a ton of avatar tattoos, and thats a pretty big IF, and you knew you were going to wouldn't you rather get an entire scene incorporating all the characters, rather than a bunch of separate tattoos that look out of place and singular. I mean go the whole 10 yards here and make your back a mural. pussy.
41. Daedalus - September 28, 2010 3:04 PM
On behalf of Canada, I would like to apologize for this man......and Justin Bieber.
42. Rmc - September 28, 2010 3:08 PM
hey maryjane420...are you from BC? fuck you.
but I'm embarassed to have this piece of shit live in my provence of weath and dirty oil money...god I love that sweet sweet oil money
43. Avaturd - September 28, 2010 3:14 PM
Why doesn't he just get his face tattoo'd blue, some pointy ears, and go link up to some trees with his fringy tail?
44. tony gabone - September 28, 2010 3:17 PM
i bet this dude has whacked it while watching Avatar soooooooooo many times..........what a loser
45. schmitty - September 28, 2010 3:19 PM
There are better ways if you are trying to get in James Cameron's pants.
46. The Abnormal Drug Trafficker - September 28, 2010 3:32 PM
Is it me... or are these starting to look good?
47. pyr4ted4ve - September 28, 2010 3:34 PM
this is actually gettin pretty creepy
48. KB - September 28, 2010 3:38 PM
Oh God, He lives in my province.....I'm moving!
49. clamhammer - September 28, 2010 3:43 PM
mid life crisis anyone?
50. pbj - September 28, 2010 3:47 PM
Looks like he has plenty of toilet paper when he craps himself after he sobers up and realized what he's done. -1 for bad quality hi-res image of the tricep hair.
51. smyther - September 28, 2010 4:12 PM
They're all so badly done, looks like some pre-teen drew them in art class.
52. missellapeak - September 28, 2010 4:23 PM
He's from Alberta? Mother effer! I'm moving to BC.
53. Lol - September 28, 2010 4:55 PM
Damn. Way to ruin my image of Canadians buddy.
54. David E. - September 28, 2010 5:00 PM
Tattoo artist in Alberta must all suck. And someone should bomb this poor saps car
55. Kevin - September 28, 2010 5:12 PM
AHAHA I love being from Alberta!
56. McBeties - September 28, 2010 6:25 PM
Oh god. I saw this dude driving in Calgary the other day. It's a blue (go figure) Band new F-150. You have been warned. And if anybody else lives in Calgary and sees this truck, kill it with fire.
57. mexicanslol - September 28, 2010 6:51 PM
Ah he's mexican! That explains the whole thing
58. Heather - September 28, 2010 7:51 PM
-facepalm- WHY is he from CANADA!?
59. Michelle - September 28, 2010 9:30 PM
Dear GW,
Please let this be the last post you make about this poor misguided man. Even if the guy tattoos his entire body blue and wears nothing but a codpiece ... RESIST the urge to push this horrible artwork upon us. Please!
60. ben - September 28, 2010 9:33 PM
wow... what a waste of money :(
61. albertasaurus - September 28, 2010 10:32 PM
man, that tramp stamp might be parked in my backyard?! I thought that he had to go door to door if introducing himself as a convicted predator to be in my province?! ayeeee1
62. albertasaurus - September 28, 2010 10:34 PM
as a side note, he has to be from Balzac or Leduc or something.
63. Lord of the horse beaters - September 28, 2010 11:07 PM
GW, why do you insist on posting this crap. Maybe one of us cares, but the rest of us want to see more bitchin watches and shit.
64. <3Canada - September 28, 2010 11:41 PM
I am from alberta and i really wish i knew who this guy was so i can kick his ass for making us all look like idiots. We may not have a lot of people or things to do but that doesn't mean you should be plastering crap tattoos of a fake blue person all over you
65. Frank - September 29, 2010 12:14 AM
Alberta is no longer on my list of provinces I could move to if Quebec ever separates. If it's so boring out there that he gets this tattoo then I don't even want to risk it...
66. alex - September 29, 2010 12:36 AM
take it from a Montanan (me), Albertans are fucking stupid. But this guy takes the cake. they are the worst people to be near when you are driving, too. Always in brand new trucks driving half the speed limit om MY FUCKING ROADS. Go look at your gay ass Neytiri tattoos and get the hell out of Montana.
67. SadieVincent - September 29, 2010 12:37 AM
Ah, fuck,.
For the record, I'm from Alberta, and my tattoo artist is amazing,
68. Mr pistachio - September 29, 2010 1:16 AM
@7 same I feel ashamed living in the same province as this guy..
69. asdf - September 29, 2010 1:40 AM
fuck you alex
70. That guy - September 29, 2010 2:03 AM
lols, Hes from Alberta too. Well I guess this is better than him spending his time on a big frikken truck. They are everywhere here. Too much money, damn oil sands....
71. b693672 - September 29, 2010 10:30 AM
Yes, we Albertans are real proud to live with someone who has managed to take douchebaggery to the seventh level. James Cameron is visiting here to spread his infinite wisdom; loser-boy must be peeing his pants with glee.
72. Anja - September 29, 2010 12:05 PM
hahahhaha you'd think that his tattoo artist would get better over time
73. Daedalus - September 29, 2010 12:57 PM
Alex, if you think Albertans are idiots behind the wheel, stay away from Ontarians. Full cranial insertion.
74. ciao - blue band group - September 29, 2010 2:05 PM
I wonder if he has any smurf tattoos?
75. Da Bearon - September 29, 2010 4:24 PM
Perhaps we're being too hard on the tatooist.
I know that I have drawn my own tattoos. The tattoo artist used my art to make the stencils, and they turned out to be very close to what I'd drawn.
I'm guessing this is what's going on here. After all, how could an artist that bad stay in business?
76. Ky - September 29, 2010 5:33 PM
Glad I'm not the only one who is now ashamed to be from Alberta after seeing this..
77. Kirsteen0 - September 29, 2010 11:51 PM
SOMEONE MARRIED THIS GUY!
78. black maria - September 30, 2010 1:21 AM
i'm so embarrassed to be canadian right now.
79. LeeBug - October 1, 2010 2:14 AM
I am now FASCINATED. It takes some serious balls to get Ferngully cat women permanently inscribed into ones flesh!!! So hate on WUSSIES, you'd never get that south park tattoo you so desperately know your lady would disapprove of. This fearless warrior of ink DOESNT EVEN CARE if he ever loses his virginity. BEAT THAT!!!!!!!!!
80. Amber - October 4, 2010 4:37 PM
Hey! I'm in AB too! Who are you Avatar man? ^_^
81. Boodle - October 25, 2010 10:32 AM
Seriously dude, if your tattooist is that bad then you need to get a new one.
If it is your art that is this bad (as #75 speculated) & the tattooist is just copying your work, then STOP & let him make you a picture that doesn't look like crap.
82. Nick D'Angelo - October 28, 2010 2:20 PM
haha ive done an avatar tattoos also thats funny people want some of the craziest stuff except mine is actually done well
http://www.nickdangelotattoos.com/gallery.html
you can find it there
83. Shakethatbooty - November 29, 2010 12:45 PM
Wow that is very lame
84. Voodoo Idol - December 7, 2010 2:28 PM
Urm... those are horrible tattoos. I'm not talking about the subject matter, I'm talking about the quality. You should shoot your tattoo "artist" in the face.
85. AVATAR GUY - December 19, 2010 9:34 PM
wow you havent got a pic of #8 here whats up with that www.unrealitymag.com
86. AVATAR GUY - December 20, 2010 10:23 PM
http://avatarblog.typepad.com/avatar-blog/2010/12/ultimate-avatar-fans.html
87. sadf - January 2, 2011 6:13 AM
lol