*facepalm* Well no shit they didn't grow into watermelons, you probably didn't water them. No fair rigging the experiment!
Hit the jump for the entire article (yes, there's more -- and it gets better!), including a though-provoking argument about kids not having fins and scales.
Proof of the Day [thedailywh.at]
Thanks to Alice, whose restaurant you can get anything you want at.
The police gave him a free night's stay in the clink! Meet Michael Baker, the 20-year old failure at life who siphoned gas from a Jenkins, Kentucky police cruiser, had his eyebrowless girlfriend take a picture, then posted it to his Facebook. You know, to make it easy as poss... / Continue →
Picture moderately related.
Ross Hurst, 28, of Scottsdale, Pennsylvania was charged with endangering the welfare of a child after leaving his 4-year old son at home alone sleeping while he went out to play ninja by himself at 1:30 in the morning. Dammit Ross, you know you sho... / Continue →
Some moron decided it would be a good idea to attempt stealing holy gas from a church van. Only problem is, Jesus wasn't having it. BURN HEATHEN, BUUUUURN!
Blake King, 24, was reported in stable condition Wednesday in Vanderbilt University Hospital's Burn Center.
Evansvill... / Continue →