You Did It So, So Wrong: Anti-Evolution Fail

*facepalm* Well no shit they didn't grow into watermelons, you probably didn't water them. No fair rigging the experiment!
Hit the jump for the entire article (yes, there's more -- and it gets better!), including a though-provoking argument about kids not having fins and scales.

Proof of the Day [thedailywh.at]
Thanks to Alice, whose restaurant you can get anything you want at.
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