Soooo Hot Right Now: Hello Kitty Dr. Martens

Do people still wear Dr. Martens? I have no idea. I couldn't be more out of touch if I cut off all my fingertips and didn't pay theAT&T bill. There's no phoning home now! Anyway, $135 Hello Kitty Dr. Martens: for the Corpse Bride in your life.

Dr. Martens has teamed up with Sanrio to create five limited edition Dr. Martens x Sanrio collaboration styles to celebrate their respective 50th anniversaries.

These styles include a Mary Jane and the classic Dr. Martens 8-eye boot, embellished with traditional Hello Kitty® detailing, such as a padded 3D version of Hello Kitty's® bow and a special edition Sanrio family print featuring many of the Sanrio characters released over the last 50 years.

All styles have a cute collaboration logo in the insock and come in special Dr. Martens x Sanrio 50th Anniversary collaboration packaging.

God, I can remember back in high school when a pair of Dr. Martens and ultra-wide leg JNCO's made you cool. And by cool I mean look f***ing ridiculous. Except on you, you looked great. So great you had to sit alone at lunch. GIMME YOUR PUDDING, DORK!

Hit the jump for two of the other styles available and a link to order (shipping September 1st).

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Thanks to B Dizzle, not as safe to consume as Grade A Dizzle, but even tastier.

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